A rare public post

[greennumpty]

My phone stalker has come back, it has been happening over the past few days, I may have mentioned it a few months back, they went away it was gravy. Now I pick up the phone, a few seconds of silence and then they hang up

Comments

[alittlebriton]

I love your threats. I muttered one to my computer at work and my manager started talking about therapy as a healing process.

[greennumpty]

We must do beer at some point young spanky.

[alittlebriton]

We must! When are you in the centre of town? I feel we should drag misterspidergod out of the clutches of his girlf as well.

[scrofula]

It's not me, nor Em. Is it a hairy man called Bernard? Perhaps it's the serpent ringing to apologise and the silence is because his mouth can't form the words?

[greennumpty]

Oddly I didn't suspect it was you or Em.

I deeply doubt it is the Serpent. Frankly he isn't that stupid.

[melenky]

You sure about that?

[greennumpty]

Even if it is, he can still go and fuck himself. I have moved on, my left hand is never going to cheat on me, he means nothing to me.

[vixmonsta]

get a whistle, blow it down phone very loudly (if you're feeling nice enough warn them first)

*nod*

Vix

[tancreduk]

who ever it is they probably calling to hear your dulset tones...

or a cheap thrill at your threats

[greennumpty]

You know, their are probably some people out their who would enjoy numpty abuse, and probably pay for it. Sadly I have decided to remain an amateur as I never want to be paid for talking dirty at people down phones.

Unless the money is very good.

[glove_puppet]

"I'm holding the phone in one hand, guess what I'm holding in the other ?"
"If you can hold it in one hand I'm not interested..."