A rare public post

[greennumpty]

My phone stalker has come back, it has been happening over the past few days, I may have mentioned it a few months back, they went away it was gravy. Now I pick up the phone, a few seconds of silence and then they hang up

Comments

[scrofula]

It's not me, nor Em. Is it a hairy man called Bernard? Perhaps it's the serpent ringing to apologise and the silence is because his mouth can't form the words?

[greennumpty]

Oddly I didn't suspect it was you or Em.

I deeply doubt it is the Serpent. Frankly he isn't that stupid.

[melenky]

You sure about that?

[greennumpty]

Even if it is, he can still go and fuck himself. I have moved on, my left hand is never going to cheat on me, he means nothing to me.

[armyofwolves]

No but your right hand is thinking about leaving and turning gay - but he didn't want to tell you...

[greennumpty]

I have no problem with any persons sexuality. If I had a child and one day they openly came out and said they were homosexual, I like to think I would be accepting and embrace them, as it should not and does not affect who they are in my eyes.

If lefty ever turns gay, lefty forgoes all right to being supplied blood, and will thus be summarily sliced off.

[melenky]

And its not me. I wouldn't waste the free minutes ringing you in the first place ;)

[greennumpty]

Yeah, how is my son? :p