So-in the interests of hygeine, no self respecting person would allow a great dane, a dalmatian and a chihuahua to sleep in the same bed as them. obviously. however, in the interests of my furniture and the health and safety thereof-i do just that. it's not as bad as it sounds, i have a double bed and we've all gotten used to positioning ourselves ( Read more... )

Was reading a news article about the centenary of australian cricketer Donald Bradman and came across the bizarre sentence ( Read more... )

...DEODORANT!

Phew! is hot today and i had to go out in it (for those that dont know, i am *not* a sun worshipper!) and seriously, what is it with men and no deo?! bleh! i now smell like other people's sweat. is beautiful...

roll on winter.

Note to self-if it says on the tag 'do not tumble dry', this cannot be translated as 'do not tumble dry unless you're desperate and need to dry stuff quickly ( Read more... )

So, i've recently discovered a new aspect of my personality. i am officially a geek. i mean proper black rimmed specs, toilet brush hair do, comedy tie for every occasion geek-non of your cool geek chic crap for me ( Read more... )

( memeage )

EW!!!!!

My dogs just ate the biggest spider in the world. Seriously, it was huge and black and hairy and it was after me. My babies rescued me though-and shared their spoils in a hearty meal. Definitely not gonna need to feed them tonight...

:)

I mean What?!  Seriously?! You gonna gift me for wiping my ass properly too?!

So, i was in asda earlier today-a highly stressful situation for me to be in for a start, especially on a saturday. i hate shoppers, i hate people who take 5 of their children shopping then let them run around screaming and running people over on their 'heelies', i hate old ladies (they get in the way), i hate people who feel the need to spend 25 ( Read more... )

Ok, so i realised yesterday that my OCD has officially progressed to the 'handwashing' phase ( Read more... )