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I is at work. No one else is here. I have nothing to do. So at the moment, I'm essentially getting paid 8 bucks an hour to surf the internet and answer the phone, if anyone gets the urge to call.

Which no one has.

Aaaaaand I'm here till five, folks.

Things have been pretty dead lately. I've been working, been ( Read more... )

So. I just spilt green tea on the floor and attempted to use my grad gown to mop it up.

A lesson learned: grad gowns are not very absorbant.

And okay. I'm not done. Here's what happened today.

So, me and Nolan attempted to dodge the draft, but we got caught anyway and were sent to war. So we were flying over Europe/Asia in our solid gold fighter plane named Mimi, when we got shot down by enemy Germans. Nolan decided to betray me at the last minute and take our only parachute, and he ( Read more... )

Okay. So firstly, I realized that you can't do pictures in your entries anymore if you don't have a paid or sponsored account. And since I REALLY don't want to look at that ugly bar of ads on the side of my page, you're all going to have to make do with just links. I'm sorry. It's UGLY. And also, I'm too lazy to flip pictures that were portrait ( Read more... )

Guess what!

I got a camera for my grad present. His name is Richard "Powershot" Lovelace. And to christen him he was brought to the Pride Parade today in the T dot.

And so I give you:


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Daniella's adventures at the Orthodontist

Daniella is sitting in the waiting room.
Nurse Lady: Daniella?
D: I'm here.
NL: Come this way.... what are you reading?
D: *shows her book* Oh, it's by Andy Warhol.
NL: ...
D: He's a famous American artist.
NL: ..Oh!
D: Did the soup cans..
NL: Oh.... is it for school?
D: No. Just for me.
NL: ..... Oh.

People make me sad ( Read more... )

Seven essays down. One and four exams to go.

And then...... !!

I went through a massive computer cleaning spree today. Aparently I'm practically out of space. But I did find some effed up stuff lying around in the ol' compy. Old photos, and the like. I also watched Hyperbolex the other day, and visited Dalewood with Sonia on Fri. The whole weekend ( Read more... )

Daniella is settling down for a romantic evening. Joanna Newsom is playing on her computer, she has a hot mug of green tea in her hands, and she is writing an art history essay about Judith and Holofernes. Would she be considered a total loser if these activities actually excite her? A lot ( Read more... )

Hwuh. I remember this thing.

Here's what Daniella has learned through her life as of late:

• The most beautiful combination of words possible in the English language is not cellar door, I'm sorry all you Donnie Darko enthusiasts. It's really Papal Schism. 
• The best way to make stage blood is to mix dish soap with food colouring. But don't eat ( Read more... )

So here’s how it works:
Open your choice of music player [iTunes, Limewire, Kazaa, etc.] and put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song that’s on.
And when you go to a new question press the next button.
No cheating.
Ready?
GO!

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Opening credit: Requiem to the Victims of Frankfurt- Les Mouches

Waking up: You've Gone Away Enough ( Read more... )