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Hwuh. I remember this thing.
Here's what Daniella has learned through her life as of late:
- The most beautiful combination of words possible in the English language is not cellar door, I'm sorry all you Donnie Darko enthusiasts. It's really Papal Schism.
- The best way to make stage blood is to mix dish soap with food colouring. But don't eat it. And it foams like a mofo.
- I enjoy looking up educational slides on venereal diseases that were shown to the soldiers in WWI. On my spare time.
- I really can babble on about Surrealism for 70 minutes. Or nine pages.
- Walking around with 13 hardcover books in your backpack makes one feel like a turtle.
- Racial, gender, and age profiling does not exsist in Australia.
- Papal Schism may be beautiful, but the funniest combination of words is Semi Automatic Bran Muffin.
- I really do have a crush on Albert Camus. A biggie.
- If I'm ever in trouble, I want Captain Forkinbra to save me. Closely related to the Norwegian prince.
- What the Butler Saw is the best. Play. Ever.
- You know Daniella is lacking in the sleep department when she starts dancing and praising the Nazi Party.
- I want to read Hamlet again.
- I really should finish my paper. From my big paper list of doom, I've got it down to three. One that I'm completing as we speak.
- Mannerism: the art movement inspired by Michelangelo painting badly. On purpose. Something involving the pope hitting on him.
- "What do I know about man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes." - Samuel Beckett.
- I have been procrastinating. All. Night..... hardcore.
Bweh. Back to Dr. Caligari I go. You'd think writing a paper on German Expressionist film would be fun. But noooo.