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Apparently when you ask someone for the answers to that "secret questions" meme you're morally obligated to do the thing yourself. So tricky. Seeing as how there are more questions than I have friends on here, this should be very repeat-y. Also, I don't want to do the lj user name link thing, and my answers imply the questions. Sorry!
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Night Spider Place
Nobody but Mylla will ever read this:
1. Oh, Jo. You have an abusive boyfriend pounding on the door, while you and the abusee huddle inside your apartment. What is the correct response to this situation? Stay inside and call the cops? Stay inside and wait until he gives up? Stay inside and get drunk and have lesbian sex? No, no, I think the best ( Read more... ) -
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Out of the Ashes, Grow Beautiful Fat Blobs
A delicious aroma wafted up to where Addy’s nose would be and caused her to stir. She slowly opened her eyes and stared at her surroundings in shock. Where was she? What had happened the previous night? She remembered heading to her secret tryst, enjoying herself immensely, then going to the supermarket ( Read more... ) -
That's My Lyle!
Does anybody remember the show "That's My Bush!"? It totally existed. Anyways, what I want in life is to see that show again, but with Lyle as Bush and Mr. Muggles as Cheney.
Actually, scratch that. I want to see a Heroes episode set 50 years in the future, in the form of a political documentary entitled "How It All Went Wrong: The Bennet Years."*
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The IRS*
This won't be a surprise to the, like, 2 people on my friends list, but I've been playing Heroes Mafia. On Friday I spent way too much time at work trying to figure out how to save myself from being killed, even though I knew it was useless. This combined with many other non-Mafia-related, and thus irrelevant factors to make me tense and distracted ( Read more... ) -
A finely argued legal and theological debate
xnguela: I love pee ( Read more... ) -
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SERips: thank you so much ( Read more... ) -
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Pixydust713: racist AND sexist: the perfect man ( Read more... ) -
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impeachbushin04: dude i was studying Paul for this paper and hes all like talking about the apocalypse and hes all ( Read more... )