I am drunkish and everyone is gone
So... I'm doing this thing.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Awesome picture frames. Some empty, because I'm too lazy to find good pictures.
2. A mirrored mosaic vase. Also empty.
3. Miracle Bubbles
4. A corkboard that's mostly empty.
5. A stuffed snake. I won it at camp. With the help of my camper. I kept it. Suck it, little girl!
6. SLINKY
7. A TV that I never get around to actually setting up, and is therefore useless.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. Music
2. SLINKY. (And I am not kidding.)
3. Gmail Chat
4. DVR
5. Margaritas
6. Clothing?
7. Umm... oxygen. That's useful.
SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. Should I drink more, even though I have work tomorrow?
2. I am leaving in a week anyways, so does it even matter if I go in hungover?
3. How weird was that party? Oh, Sweatervest Boy. You're kind of sad. But thanks for the drinks.
4. How am I ever going to find a new job if I keep drinking instead of looking?
5. Isn't drinking more fun, though?
6. How many items can this alchol v. job debate take up?
7. Seven. Seven items. Also, I should really set up my TV. It's been 6 months.
SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU:
1. Believe in God? Nope.
2. Had a dream come true? My dreams always involve shit like "outside my bedroom, the door is molten lava and there is a rabid monkey hiding underneath my sister's bed and then I got eaten by an alligator," so... yes. All of those have come true.
3. Read the newspaper? I... used to? Does that count? I am a horrible citizen.
4. FEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOOOOOO? Totes.
5. Have a best friend? Yeah.
6. Hold grudges? Oh yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes I forget that I'm still grudging, though, and I regret being nice to someone later. Mostly because I was drunk.
7. Wish on stars? As a joke.
SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. Fallen in love? HAH. No.
2. Kissed someone of the same sex? I went to Sarah Lawrence. Take a wild guess.
3. Hooked up with someone who had a gf/bf? Not knowingly.
4. Been to a Bonfire? Lots of times, at camp.
5. Ran away from home? I ran away to my friend's house once. She lived about 5 houses down the street. It did not last long. I'm not sure my parents even noticed I was running away instead of just hanging out.
6. Played strip poker? I think so.
7. Pulled an all nighter? Oh god, yes. Many, many times.
SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried? Any other day, this would be a no, but... yes.
2. Had fun? I had fun at a random, awkward party I just went to for 10 minutes.
3. Been hugged? I don't like hugging.
4. Felt stupid? Yeah. This ties in with #1.
5. Talked to an ex? I don't have exes.
6. Missed someone? Nope.
7. Listened to music? I listen to music all day, every day.
TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is the wallpaper on your computer?
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house? Three.
BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Besides my dignity?
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? Your mom. In bed. (OOOOHHHHH.)
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? I wish! (OK, not really. I am so bad with pain.)
BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Nooooo fucking way. Well, maybe. Hm. How far away is it?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I would change my middle name to Oprah, so my initials would be S.O.S. But what do you mean "if" I could? I could, I just don't want to go to the trouble.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Blue-ish greenish stuff.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Why would anyone swallow anything that wasn't food? That's just silly.
DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? I'd do it for, like, $5.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Oh god pain. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Considering I never get around to blogging as it is, hells yeah. Please, someone offer me money to never blog again.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? I would be tempted... but probably end up not doing it.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? How fast, how hot, and how big?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Only if it were someone really irritating. (KIDDING!)
DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket? Metrocard.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? I don't care if there was a backlash, or that my mom laughed at it too-it was hilarious.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? I have neither in my apartment. It's a weird wood-ish thing that's treated with... something. I don't know. We can't mop, that's all I know. Not that I would mop anyways.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand, except for that one time when I was really drunk and passed out in the shower. That wasn't really sitting, though.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? About a million, but I left most of them in Florida. I think I have about 3 with me.
LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you? My old college roommate who was trying to sucker me into seeing a crappy play written by her friend.
Q: Last person who called you? My old college neighbor, to ask about... something. I don't remember, because I turned it into me yelling about my life, and clearly that is more important than whatever the hell she wanted.
Q: Last person you hugged? Um, probably someone in my family. It would've been when I went home a while ago, but I don't know who was the last person.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Awesome picture frames. Some empty, because I'm too lazy to find good pictures.
2. A mirrored mosaic vase. Also empty.
3. Miracle Bubbles
4. A corkboard that's mostly empty.
5. A stuffed snake. I won it at camp. With the help of my camper. I kept it. Suck it, little girl!
6. SLINKY
7. A TV that I never get around to actually setting up, and is therefore useless.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. Music
2. SLINKY. (And I am not kidding.)
3. Gmail Chat
4. DVR
5. Margaritas
6. Clothing?
7. Umm... oxygen. That's useful.
SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. Should I drink more, even though I have work tomorrow?
2. I am leaving in a week anyways, so does it even matter if I go in hungover?
3. How weird was that party? Oh, Sweatervest Boy. You're kind of sad. But thanks for the drinks.
4. How am I ever going to find a new job if I keep drinking instead of looking?
5. Isn't drinking more fun, though?
6. How many items can this alchol v. job debate take up?
7. Seven. Seven items. Also, I should really set up my TV. It's been 6 months.
SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU:
1. Believe in God? Nope.
2. Had a dream come true? My dreams always involve shit like "outside my bedroom, the door is molten lava and there is a rabid monkey hiding underneath my sister's bed and then I got eaten by an alligator," so... yes. All of those have come true.
3. Read the newspaper? I... used to? Does that count? I am a horrible citizen.
4. FEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOOOOOO? Totes.
5. Have a best friend? Yeah.
6. Hold grudges? Oh yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes I forget that I'm still grudging, though, and I regret being nice to someone later. Mostly because I was drunk.
7. Wish on stars? As a joke.
SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. Fallen in love? HAH. No.
2. Kissed someone of the same sex? I went to Sarah Lawrence. Take a wild guess.
3. Hooked up with someone who had a gf/bf? Not knowingly.
4. Been to a Bonfire? Lots of times, at camp.
5. Ran away from home? I ran away to my friend's house once. She lived about 5 houses down the street. It did not last long. I'm not sure my parents even noticed I was running away instead of just hanging out.
6. Played strip poker? I think so.
7. Pulled an all nighter? Oh god, yes. Many, many times.
SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried? Any other day, this would be a no, but... yes.
2. Had fun? I had fun at a random, awkward party I just went to for 10 minutes.
3. Been hugged? I don't like hugging.
4. Felt stupid? Yeah. This ties in with #1.
5. Talked to an ex? I don't have exes.
6. Missed someone? Nope.
7. Listened to music? I listen to music all day, every day.
TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is the wallpaper on your computer?
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house? Three.
BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Besides my dignity?
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? Your mom. In bed. (OOOOHHHHH.)
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? I wish! (OK, not really. I am so bad with pain.)
BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Nooooo fucking way. Well, maybe. Hm. How far away is it?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I would change my middle name to Oprah, so my initials would be S.O.S. But what do you mean "if" I could? I could, I just don't want to go to the trouble.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Blue-ish greenish stuff.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Why would anyone swallow anything that wasn't food? That's just silly.
DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? I'd do it for, like, $5.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Oh god pain. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Considering I never get around to blogging as it is, hells yeah. Please, someone offer me money to never blog again.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? I would be tempted... but probably end up not doing it.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? How fast, how hot, and how big?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Only if it were someone really irritating. (KIDDING!)
DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket? Metrocard.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? I don't care if there was a backlash, or that my mom laughed at it too-it was hilarious.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? I have neither in my apartment. It's a weird wood-ish thing that's treated with... something. I don't know. We can't mop, that's all I know. Not that I would mop anyways.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand, except for that one time when I was really drunk and passed out in the shower. That wasn't really sitting, though.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? About a million, but I left most of them in Florida. I think I have about 3 with me.
LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you? My old college roommate who was trying to sucker me into seeing a crappy play written by her friend.
Q: Last person who called you? My old college neighbor, to ask about... something. I don't remember, because I turned it into me yelling about my life, and clearly that is more important than whatever the hell she wanted.
Q: Last person you hugged? Um, probably someone in my family. It would've been when I went home a while ago, but I don't know who was the last person.