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grammarcracker

{1} [VARIA]

Feb 12, 2009 21:28

[voice post]

[Beware, all ye who listen with their volume turned up even a tiny bit. You've been warned. A note, all this ranting is after the initial eardrum-shattering VOI, as it would have been too long to type out, and even the largest font would not be able to do it justice.]

WHOSE KID IS THIS. WHOSE KID. IS. THIS. IF THE PARENT IS NOT IN MY ( Read more... )

oh god why me, goddamn idiots, complaints

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He thinks you're from Vongola. sigh, this network problem.... extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 05:51:10 UTC

DUDE WHO ARE YOU

NO KILLING KIDS IN THE OFFICE

He's a little high-strung, you'll have to excuse him. grammarcracker February 13 2009, 05:53:08 UTC

AND JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??

I CAN KILL AS MANY KIDS AS I DAMN WELL WANT. FUCK, YOU'D WANT KILL HIM TOO IF HE'D PUT DAISY CHAINS IN YOUR HAIR.

Yay screaming buddy! extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 05:55:13 UTC

THE HEAD OF MAINTENANCE IS WHAT!!! WHO ARE YOU?!

YOU CAN'T KILL KIDS IN THE OFFICE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE ANYWAY BLOOD IS HARD TO GET OFF THE FLOOR OUR FLOORS ARE SLIPPERY AS IT IS!!!

HOW CAN HE PUT DAISY CHAINS IN YOUR HAIR IS YOUR HAIR OVERGROWN?!?!

/o/ grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:20:36 UTC

YOU'RE NOT THE HEAD OF MAINTENANCE. I KNOW WHO THE GODDAMN HEAD OF MAINTENANCE IS, AND HELL IF IT'S YOU. NOW GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER, MORON.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR FLOORS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

NO. IT'S NOT. MY HAIR IS A PERFECTLY. NORMAL. LENGTH. THIS KID JUST HAS A SUPERHUMAN ABILITY TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.

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writes4money February 13 2009, 06:12:57 UTC

Goddammit, shut up! I'm trying to think.

grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:21:41 UTC

Nobody forced you to listen to it, twerp.

writes4money February 13 2009, 06:26:30 UTC

It's not my fault the thing plays automatically.

grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:35:08 UTC

That doesn't mean it's mine. If it gets your panties into such a twist, go take it up with tech, not me.

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he's not. grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:32:41 UTC

Think you used the word 'fuck' enough times?

I wouldn't have any problem tracking the coward down personally and dragging them back here by their hair.

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grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:40:34 UTC

You have fun with that.

I don't even know who this kid's parent is. How the fuck do you expect me to find them?

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literarybomb February 13 2009, 06:27:50 UTC

HUH. I GUESS THERE ARE WORSE PROBLEMS THAN LACK OF OFFICE SUPPLIES HAHAHAHA.

grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:30:16 UTC

HOW THE HELL DID YOU ALL GET PAST THE FILTER.

literarybomb February 13 2009, 06:35:23 UTC

HOW WILL I KNOW. MAYBE YOU DID NOT POST PROPERLY IDIOT. I SEE IT IN MY PUBLIC NETWORK.

grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:41:56 UTC

I POSTED IT UNDER THE RIGHT FILTER. IT SAYS RIGHT AT THE TOP. V. A. R. I. A. IN FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS.

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Yet another lost lamb 13orphans February 13 2009, 06:27:57 UTC

*thought it was an important announcement*

OW.

Who are yOh, not another one.

wandering into the wolf's den. grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:33:35 UTC

Another what?

Re: wandering into the wolf's den. 13orphans February 13 2009, 06:38:50 UTC

T-there seems to be a mix-up in the networks. You're not from V&A, right?

grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:42:57 UTC

V&A? Vongola and Associates? That V&A? Holy fuck, no.

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