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{1} [VARIA]

Feb 12, 2009 21:28

[voice post]

[Beware, all ye who listen with their volume turned up even a tiny bit. You've been warned. A note, all this ranting is after the initial eardrum-shattering VOI, as it would have been too long to type out, and even the largest font would not be able to do it justice.]

WHOSE KID IS THIS. WHOSE KID. IS. THIS. IF THE PARENT IS NOT IN MY ( Read more... )

oh god why me, goddamn idiots, complaints

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He thinks you're from Vongola. sigh, this network problem.... extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 05:51:10 UTC

DUDE WHO ARE YOU

NO KILLING KIDS IN THE OFFICE

He's a little high-strung, you'll have to excuse him. grammarcracker February 13 2009, 05:53:08 UTC

AND JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??

I CAN KILL AS MANY KIDS AS I DAMN WELL WANT. FUCK, YOU'D WANT KILL HIM TOO IF HE'D PUT DAISY CHAINS IN YOUR HAIR.

Yay screaming buddy! extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 05:55:13 UTC

THE HEAD OF MAINTENANCE IS WHAT!!! WHO ARE YOU?!

YOU CAN'T KILL KIDS IN THE OFFICE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE ANYWAY BLOOD IS HARD TO GET OFF THE FLOOR OUR FLOORS ARE SLIPPERY AS IT IS!!!

HOW CAN HE PUT DAISY CHAINS IN YOUR HAIR IS YOUR HAIR OVERGROWN?!?!

/o/ grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:20:36 UTC

YOU'RE NOT THE HEAD OF MAINTENANCE. I KNOW WHO THE GODDAMN HEAD OF MAINTENANCE IS, AND HELL IF IT'S YOU. NOW GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER, MORON.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR FLOORS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

NO. IT'S NOT. MY HAIR IS A PERFECTLY. NORMAL. LENGTH. THIS KID JUST HAS A SUPERHUMAN ABILITY TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.

extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 06:25:28 UTC

I SO AM. IF I'M NOT THEN WHO IS?!?!

IF THERE IS BLOOD ON THE CARPETS I'M CHANGING ALL OF YOURS TO THOSE -- WAIT WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? -- AND THE FLOORS HAVE BEEN SLIPPERY ALL MORNING, STUPID!!!

O OK IF YOU SAY SO GRUMPY PANTS

grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:29:16 UTC

THERE IS NO WAY THE BOSS WOULD LET A FUCKTARD LIKE YOU HAVE A JOB HERE.

I'M THE FUCKING CO-CEO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 06:33:16 UTC

extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 06:33:25 UTC

TSUNA IS THE BEST BOSS EVER OK

WHAT? CO-CEO? HIBARI IS THAT YOU? YOU KIND OF SOUNDED GAY

YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET IN A BIG FONT COMPETITION WITH SQUALO. grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:38:39 UTC

TSUNA??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING GAY, FAGGOT. SQUALO. SUPERBI SQUALO. GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL.

TRY HIM. extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 06:43:19 UTC

OUR BOSS IS TSUNA. SAWADA. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

I WAS CALLING YOU GAY. IF YOU'RE NOT HIBARI THEN YOU CAN'T BE CO-CEO WHAT THE HELL WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IMPERSU IMPERSONATING OUR OTHER BOSS?

THE SPARKLES, THEY BURN. grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:49:21 UTC

FUCKING HELL, YOU'RE FROM VONGOLA. GODDAMMIT, NOT MORE VONGOLA FUCKERS. SHIT. GET THE FUCK OFF MY NETWORK.

WHO'S THE ONE USING SPARKLES ON HIS TEXT, FAG. I CAN DAMN WELL BE CO-CEO. THIS IS THE VARIA, NOT YOUR PUSSY VONGOLA AND ASSOCIATES.

AHAHAHA extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 06:53:49 UTC

OH VARIA! HI! NOW YOU CAN BLOODY YOUR ROOMS AND I WON'T CARE

WAIT NO, DON'T KILL KIDS OK, THAT'S BAD. I KNOW YOU VARIA FOLK HAVE A WEIRD SENSE O HUMANITY BUT KIDS ARE THE FUTURE ETC ETC ETC

AM NOT A FAG BUT THE SPARKLES REMINDED ME OF YOU

D< grammarcracker February 13 2009, 06:57:16 UTC

FUCK OFF, VONGOLA.

OUR "SENSE OF HUMANITY" IS FUCKING BETTER THAN YOURS IS. KIDS DON'T MEAN SHIT.

GO FUCK A LAWNMOWER.

SIGNING OUT extremeonwheels February 13 2009, 07:01:45 UTC

YOU STILL LOOKGAY

GOOD RIDDANCE grammarcracker February 13 2009, 07:10:34 UTC

FUCK YOU.

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