{1} [VARIA]

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[Beware, all ye who listen with their volume turned up even a tiny bit. You've been warned. A note, all this ranting is after the initial eardrum-shattering VOI, as it would have been too long to type out, and even the largest font would not be able to do it justice.]

WHOSE KID IS THIS. WHOSE KID. IS. THIS. IF THE PARENT IS NOT IN MY

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HUH. I GUESS THERE ARE WORSE PROBLEMS THAN LACK OF OFFICE SUPPLIES HAHAHAHA.

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HOW THE HELL DID YOU ALL GET PAST THE FILTER.

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HOW WILL I KNOW. MAYBE YOU DID NOT POST PROPERLY IDIOT. I SEE IT IN MY PUBLIC NETWORK.

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I POSTED IT UNDER THE RIGHT FILTER. IT SAYS RIGHT AT THE TOP. V. A. R. I. A. IN FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS.

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THEN YOUR IT PERSONNEL IS SCREWING UP OR SCREWING SOMEONE.

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YEAH, YOU'D KNOW ABOUT THAT, WOULDN'T YOU. FUCKER.

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OF COURSE, FUCKER. PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT MORE COMMON SENSE.

GO CONTACT YOUR IT AND REMOVE YOUR LARGE FONT FROM MY FILTER.

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I CAN LARGE FONT AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL WANT.

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OF COURSE. THE VARIA IS KNOWN FOR BREAKING RULES AND LAYOUTS ANYWAY.

LARGE FONT IN YOUR NETWORK AND KEEP OUT OF MINE, STUPID!

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THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE FUCKING TREE.

FUCK YOU VONGOLA, I DO WHAT I WANT ON MY FUCKING NETWORK.

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WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, IDIOT?

YES DO WHAT YOU WANT BUT LEAVE US OUT OF YOUR STUPID MISERY BECAUSE OF A KID. GO BAWWW TO YOUR BOSS!

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THAT YOUR PRECIOUS VONGOLA IS MORE CORRUPT THAN WE ARE, BRAT.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.