Who: Andra & Lauren SASS'N'CLASS FTW
What: BFF Chit Chat because Tori and I are clearly insane and have way too much crack going on
Where: Grrrryffindor Common Room!
When: September 12th, 8pm
Warnings: Girliness? XD
Open to: Lauren!
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Oh Lauren, what have you gotten yourself into this time? )
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OKAY!! SHE COULD TOTALLY DO THAT!
As she would possibly take any excuse to fantasize about her and the Professor before she had to push it into the far corners of her mind. Yes, this might even help her. To just get it all out there. That, or it could make it worse... only time would tell!
"Heee!" She squeed, pulling her legs up and crossing them underneath her as she perhaps got a little too giddy, "Oh man. Where do I even start?!" Seriously. Sometimes? The two were way too girly. "Obviously we've have that scandalous, secret love affair." She used her arms to emphasis as she flourished them through the air. "Okay, okay. I'm joking. Kind of."
Now she took some time to think, as she hadn't dared to imagine the possibilities before this. "Honestly, I'm not sure Andra. It would be weird, right? But... as bad as it is to say, if he didn't distance himself, I'd have a hard time stopping myself from kissing him..."
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Besides, what better way to keep one's mind from being all emo and thinking too much in a serious way than to just let it out in a silly fantasy-spilling session? Right!
"That should not sound as hot as it does," she replied, grinning wide at the flourished 'secret love affair' part. "I mean, right? It should sound gross and it should make me wag my finger at you but all I can do is grin like an idiot." She shook her head with a short laugh, then suppressed her silliness for a moment to listen more ( ... )
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She giggled insanely, possibly throwing in a snort or two, when Andra said how hot the secret affair would be. First of all, she was laughing because it WOULD be hot, and she was agreeing. Second of all -- had Andra just said something was hot?? THAT was kind of priceless and a golden token that she would be taking away with her from this conversation.
"It's one of those things that's only in a novel or a movie," Lauren agreed, wondering how they couldn't think it was gross and wrong on so many levels. It was that forbidden hotness that drew you in.
But what was gross? Was imagining herself walking around holding the professor's hand and being cute. That was WEIRD and perhaps put the whole situation into more perspective. For some reason it was easier for her to imagine herself being thrown against ( ... )
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Once she'd come down from the momentary laugh-high and wiped at her cheeks, she let out a sigh and shook her head. "I don't know, I think you're right. It's probably one of those things that are better left as fantasy, you know? Like, if it ever came true, it would probably be disappointing?"
How come she'd heard that piece of advice before, but had never known anyone personally to have some sort of fantasy come true and it not meet their expectations? This was so wrong. It was probably lame advice that people just gave in general to make others feel better about not taking action about something. Ugh ( ... )
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Lauren nodded, because what else was she supposed to do? Going along with whatever Andra told her at this point was probably the wisest thing for her. Andra was a smart girl, even if she wasn't as experienced in matters having to do with the opposite sex. Above anything else, Lauren trusted her friends judgment.
So if she said that it would probably be better as a fantasy? She'd believe her and simply find a way to move on with her life, rather than day dreaming about said fantasy until it drove her mad.
Now it was Lauren's turn to jump back as her friend flailed and bounced and god knows what else! She laughed, completely shocked by the reaction she got from a simple comment that she hadn't even been thinking too much about in the first place! She'd almost been talking to herself at that point, so she was completely caught off guard with the other one's response.
"I-- it-- It's not quality time," She corrected, still laughing at her friend, "I'm just helping him organize the ( ... )
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"Wrong!!" Andra replied, expression completely deadpanned as she held up a hand with all five fingers extended as she counted down a whole list of reasons for their filing-flirting sessions to not be 'just work.'
"Who needs help filing?" she asked, making point number one. "Furthermore, if one does really need the help, there are about a hundred people to ask. Why you? Why not some annoying guy in his own house -- brute strength, closer to the area of work, and no risk for people to assume there's something improper happening."
She actually counted that whole point as three, but whatever. Down to two fingers.
"Why, if he's distancing himself due to the fact that he doesn't feel that way about you, would he continue to put himself in your presence?? And lastly ( ... )
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Possibly all the way to the floor, but that could be a bit of an understatement. Honestly, though? It wasn't too far from the truth because what Andra was stating was MADE OF INSANITY and Lauren could not believe that ANDRA was the one POINTING ALL THIS OUT.
"Why me? Because... I was there when he thought of it?" Wow. Way to have a lame excuse. She knew that would never fly in the argument, so she just stayed silent for another moment, listening to what was being said. Actually, she opened her mouth to protest further, but shut it... as she was fairly certain that whatever came out of her mouth would fail to extreme levels.
Oh bollocks. As she listened to the rest of what Andra spoke about, Lauren facepalmed. A facepalm of epic proportions, as it actually hurt her because she smacked her head so hard.
"You're right! How could I not see that before?? It is quality time! OHMYGOSHANDRAWHATAMIGONNADO?!? HEELLLLLLLLPP!!" Spaz, flail, and a squee all in one. It would have been impressive if it hadn't ( ... )
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All she could do was laugh along with her friend, as she was being a Complete Spaz, and it was possibly the most humorous state she had ever been in her entire life. Pathetic and bordering retarded, but humorous all the same.
She inhaled deeply, wondering the same as Andra. How exactly did she get herself into this?? "I don't even know, friend. I don't even bloody know! I just... I was just being nice and generally flirty as always, trying to open him up a bit like I always do and... things just progressed? He's intriguing, Andra. You know I love a good intrigue." It was her weakness, aside from the opposite sex thing ( ... )
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They were being pretty loud ( ... )
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He'd likely ask her why. So she'd have to come up with some horrible lie or excuse. Which isn't what was worrying her. Lauren was quite good at lying. Of being able to pass things off without people knowing the truth -- its how she was able to joke so well, you know?
She could totally do this, though. She just had to keep telling herself. And she had to prepare herself. The last thing Lauren wanted to do was hurt her Professor and make it all awkward, but something had to be done. She didn't want to continue with the charade and feel worse and fall harder! Even though it had only been a day... it was just scary how she couldn't seem to get him out of her mind ( ... )
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"He'll understand," she offered, nodding her head. She didn't know if she really believed in what she said; if the man did have some sort of feelings for Lauren, he'd likely be confused and a bit hurt. But he'd need to understand, and that was that. There couldn't be any sort of dangerous affair going on -- it would really mess with both of their lives.
Besides, if he really really liked her, he could wait. Right? She was a romantic, and she believed wholeheartedly that it was the truth. Maybe the waiting would make it stronger. Always on the positive, Andra was ( ... )
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It was all a matter of actually going to tell him and spitting out her lies.
"Anyway... I know that I said we should skive off doing work and just have fun all the time, but I suppose we have to study at some point. So I'll leave you to it," Lauren gave her friend a side hug, sighing as they leaned into each other for a brief moment.
Once that was done, she stood to her feet, smiling down at her friend, "We'll catch up again soon, yeah? I'll have to let you know how talking to him goes and... yeah."
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She was still so perplexed as to how this even happened! Her flirty, rambunctious best friend not only catching the interest of a seemingly serious professor, but her being quite affected as well? It certainly didn't happen everyday, that was for certain.
"We'll have to make an official start to our procrastinating-immature-remainder-of-Hogwarts one weekend!" Andra offered, giving Lauren a bright and eager smile. "Make a big deal out of it -- gooey desserts by the lake, climbing trees, sneaking around and finding a passageway... It'll be grand!" she finished, making a flourishing gesture. She knew that this year would get better, if only because she'd made this pact with Lauren.
How could months of being immature and carefree not be fun? Exactly ( ... )
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