[Attached: A "snow" globe containing a coral reef and tiny Swimmon instead of snow.]

Was wondering... When a guy and a girl get married, the girl changes her last name to the guy's, right?

...What happens if the guy doesn't have a last name? Does that mean they can't get fully married?

...So I finally decided on a name for you.

Huh? A name? What for?

Cuz "Hawkmon" ain't really a name, is it? It's just what kinda digimon you are, right?

Yeah, but that's kinda normal for digimon.

You wanna name though?

I never really thought about it. I guess if you think it's a good idea- What's wrong?

Nothing! ...Your name's "Baron".

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Silvia... I know you can't hear this, but I just wanna say it anyways all of a sudden ( Read more... )

Hey Hawkmon, does this say "February"?

Hm? Yeah. Why?

How's that work? It was February when I came here. It ain't been a year yet.

No, it was October. I've heard that sometimes different worlds are at different times in the year than it is here, so maybe that's what happened to you? What's special about February?I don't get what's going on, but ( Read more... )

[Sound of Apollo heaving into the toilet in the background.]

Um... Does anyone know what to do for someone who's eaten talking mistletoe?

So I heard the Kingdom of DATS might want a hunter to find people they don't like? I'm a hunter.

Why?

Because you should get to know your neighbors. Come on, it's recording. Say something.

Okay. I'm Apollo.

...

What?

...Say something about yourself too.

I'm an Element for Aquarion. I like really fresh meat.

...Good enough I guess. I'm Hawkmon. We're in [An apartment number on the top floor]. Nice to meet everyone.

Ah! Don't eat me! I'm not food!

Birds are for eating when they get as big as you!

I can talk! That means I'm a person so you can't eat me!

You ain't a human so you gotta be a Shadow Angel! Was that whole thing just another illusion then? Where's Silvia and the others!

I don't know what you're talking about! Just don't eat m-ah! How'd you jump ( Read more... )

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