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tis the old ones that get me giggling
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out ( Read more... ) -
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?thats my fave and will be used in future... other funnies thanks to Pen are
FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
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its been ages since i put on of these in here
Your mental clarity is astounding today, dear Cancer. You will find that your pattern of thinking reflects exactly who you are at the core of your being. The moment you walk out the door this morning, you will find that your brain eagerly wants to process just about every thing it sees. This action will give greater assuredness and insight to ( Read more... ) -
now this is some thing one of mine would do
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned ( Read more... ) -
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*Note to ex husband.. you really need to get a life and stop following me round the internet, its quite sad and i am sure if you put as much energy into getting yourself sorted out as you do trying to portray me as a bad mother you will go far. i have done nothing wrong and nothing i do or the way i look affects the type of mother i am, by the way ( Read more... )
