Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?

[gothfrogette]

thats my fave and will be used in future... other funnies thanks to Pen are

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman:

Comments

[rougedragon]

brilliant!

me and my flatmate love them!!!

[gothfrogette]

men beware hehehehe

[pendraven]

What've i done... I've unleashed a monster hehehe

Men and Women

[mikhailv]

LOL! Makes me almost want to have a sex change (to a woman, BTW) those zingers are right on the money.

[bird_sanctuary]

*sniggers*

[gothfrogette]

hehehehehe

[miss_mortisha]

hahahaha love the last one :P

Good ones!

[craftewytch]

I love 'em all! So how ya been lady? Miss chatting with you!
Hugz,
Kerensa

Re: Good ones!

[gothfrogette]

things are crap lol miss you too though i was just thinking about you infact... and lisa and the gang

Re: Good ones!

[craftewytch]

Yeah, Lisa and I have been pretty invisible lately haven't we? LOL I finally remembered to update LJ and I even sent an email to our group ;-) I'm such a bad friend not keeping in touch ;O

Re: Good ones!

[gothfrogette]

yeah but its ok cause we are friends and hell have our off line lives too.... and lets face it its pretty hectic