Dear Hogwarts:

I believe it is my duty to inform you of the upcoming dinner in the Great Hall. Recently, I have been noticing a drop in the quality of desserts arriving at each table. What used to be delicious morsels of chocolate or cream pastries is now filled with fruit such as apples or, dare I say it, berriesThe madness has got to stop ( Read more... )

Dory! Dory, tell me you've seen! I thought Remus Lupin was dating that Theodore Black kid.

Do you think he's publicly (or privately) holding two relationships? We need to research this matter. If Lupin is cheating, I think both Greyback and Black should know. Yes?

Delivered to: Random people throughout the school during breakfast.

Front Page Headline: Infection Races Across Scotland ( Read more... )

Delivered to: Random people throughout the school during breakfast.

Front Page Headline: Potter's Disgusting Side-kick Caught ( Read more... )

( Gossip isn't bad. )