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Dear Hogwarts:
I believe it is my duty to inform you of the upcoming dinner in the Great Hall. Recently, I have been noticing a drop in the quality of desserts arriving at each table. What used to be delicious morsels of chocolate or cream pastries is now filled with fruit such as apples or, dare I say it, berries.
The madness has got to stop.
I have spent my entire day trying to find the right spell to use in order to make these healthy-for-you monstrosities into something more edible. I do believe that I have found it thanks to a lovely pass to the Restricted Section. The Headmaster was correct in his thinking to put this particular book into that section; it has marvelous recipes for creating the more sinful of treats.
Since I have never wanted harm to come to my fellow peers, I have tried this spell first myself. The kitchens were ever so kind to give me a large plateful of these horrifying desserts to practice on.
Honestly, can we even call them "treats" or "desserts" anymore?
All you do is flick your wand toward your face before swishing it away toward your leg and say this simple spell: Batauris.
Viola! Your healthy petty-excuse-for-a-dessert pastry is now filled with chocolate.
Delicious.
[OOC note: Rita is a lying scumbag! I used a Latin translator (probably wrong, too) and "batauris" actually comes out to "bat ears." Have fun, kiddies~]
I believe it is my duty to inform you of the upcoming dinner in the Great Hall. Recently, I have been noticing a drop in the quality of desserts arriving at each table. What used to be delicious morsels of chocolate or cream pastries is now filled with fruit such as apples or, dare I say it, berries.
The madness has got to stop.
I have spent my entire day trying to find the right spell to use in order to make these healthy-for-you monstrosities into something more edible. I do believe that I have found it thanks to a lovely pass to the Restricted Section. The Headmaster was correct in his thinking to put this particular book into that section; it has marvelous recipes for creating the more sinful of treats.
Since I have never wanted harm to come to my fellow peers, I have tried this spell first myself. The kitchens were ever so kind to give me a large plateful of these horrifying desserts to practice on.
Honestly, can we even call them "treats" or "desserts" anymore?
All you do is flick your wand toward your face before swishing it away toward your leg and say this simple spell: Batauris.
Viola! Your healthy petty-excuse-for-a-dessert pastry is now filled with chocolate.
Delicious.
[OOC note: Rita is a lying scumbag! I used a Latin translator (probably wrong, too) and "batauris" actually comes out to "bat ears." Have fun, kiddies~]