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And as he walked home she sang to him a sweet lullaby.
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So this morning I was awakened by a roving band of Jehova's Witnesses. I listened politely in my daze of sleep and low blood sugar, never once going for the hose like I normally do. Not only because I was groggy, but because I found myself sincerely admiring their ability to believe in anything in a world such as this. What this says of me, I do ( Read more... ) -
Gandhi’s Top 10 Fundamentals for Changing the World
Gandhi’s Top 10 Fundamentals for Changing the World
1. Change yourself.
2. You are in control.
3. Forgive and let it go.
4. Without action you aren’t going anywhere.
5. Take care of this moment.
6. Everyone is human.
7. Persist.
8. See the good in people and help them.
9. Be congruent, be authentic, be your true self.
10. Continue to grow and evolve.
The site ( Read more... ) -
Wow.
Belief-O-Matic Test Results
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
4. Reform Judaism (92%)
5. Neo-Pagan (78%)
6. Baha'i Faith (72%)
7. Sikhism (70%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (69%)
9. New Age (67%)
10. Secular Humanism (66%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (64%)
12. Jainism (63%)
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My list of "It's So Cold" Jokes
Feel free to add your own.
It’s so cold that people have to use two tanning beds at once.
It’s so cold that my shower sprays out snow.
It’s so cold that nobody will do anything for a Klondike Bar.
It’s so cold that my Tabasco sauce is now peppermint flavored.
It’s so cold that Orthodox Jews are stretching their yarmulkes down over their heads.
It’s so ( Read more... )
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