My list of "It's So Cold" Jokes
Feel free to add your own.
It’s so cold that people have to use two tanning beds at once.
It’s so cold that my shower sprays out snow.
It’s so cold that nobody will do anything for a Klondike Bar.
It’s so cold that my Tabasco sauce is now peppermint flavored.
It’s so cold that Orthodox Jews are stretching their yarmulkes down over their heads.
It’s so cold that they put long underwear on the Statue of Liberty.
It’s so cold Punxsutawney Phil’s keepers cut him open and used his entrails to warm their hands.
It’s so cold that the skunks are spraying themselves just to feel the burning sensation.
It’s so cold that zoos are putting Snuggies on the polar bears.
It’s so cold people are pissing slushies.
It’s so cold that Smoky the Bear is starting forest fires.
It’s so cold that people have to use two tanning beds at once.
It’s so cold that my shower sprays out snow.
It’s so cold that nobody will do anything for a Klondike Bar.
It’s so cold that my Tabasco sauce is now peppermint flavored.
It’s so cold that Orthodox Jews are stretching their yarmulkes down over their heads.
It’s so cold that they put long underwear on the Statue of Liberty.
It’s so cold Punxsutawney Phil’s keepers cut him open and used his entrails to warm their hands.
It’s so cold that the skunks are spraying themselves just to feel the burning sensation.
It’s so cold that zoos are putting Snuggies on the polar bears.
It’s so cold people are pissing slushies.
It’s so cold that Smoky the Bear is starting forest fires.