To all the friends of Matt. This is Caleb Nygaard. I am a very good friend of Matt's. I am sad to say that Matt has passed away at 1630 13Jan11. I have his cell with me and can answer any questions if you have the number. Thank you.

I have a new, healthy, strong, beautiful baby girl. I am going to fucking bed. Pics when I can focus on the screen.

We're having the baby tomorrow.
I got a job.

That is all for now. Got to get to work.

Cleaning out a repossessed car in exchange for a meal. Found items include: Notebook with bad high school poetry. 7 Sharpie pens: blue, black and red. Two cell phones. Baby clothes - enough for a weekend. One bottle baby formula: half full. $2.05 in change. Large pair channel locks. Formerly wet diaper. Numerous bills from work-related injury and ( Read more... )

 
sometimes it helps to meet someone infinitely more fucked up than you to remind you of both how bad it isn't, and how much worse it could get, but I've never been close to letting it. God, like meeting a Charles Bukowski character.

What an awesome way to maintain focus and remind myself of the importance of goals.

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 Holy crap... how would... The Bunny Ranch... deal in a zombie story?They've got gates, outside security, bouncers...

How is it I'm the only one who thinks of these things?

No, Zombie Strippers doesn't count. That wasn't under assault.

And it should really be written with no sex. Cause you gotta be crazy like that.

"You know, the guy who kills me? I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not cause it's his job."

-Al Pacino
"Dog Day Afternoon"

I got the email about the title, and went out. Signed the contract agreement, picked the thing up. Walked to the courthouse, asked what else I needed. Walked back down the three blocks to the bank where my car was to get my wallet and ID ( Read more... )

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