Sometimes Pithy is Where it's At.

[good_benito]

Cleaning out a repossessed car in exchange for a meal. Found items include: Notebook with bad high school poetry. 7 Sharpie pens: blue, black and red. Two cell phones. Baby clothes - enough for a weekend. One bottle baby formula: half full. $2.05 in change. Large pair channel locks. Formerly wet diaper. Numerous bills from work-related injury and subsequent treatment. Pervasive feeling of a life gone sharply downhill.

Oh, and the most important part. "Also found: baby shoes, never worn."