A long overdue meta post about how Stefan and Elena are sheep farmers in another life

[goldy_dollar]

On Saturday I went for a run outdoors and then yesterday on the way to school it snowed on my head so THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WEATHER, FOR PUNKING ME. D: And then today I had a paper due and mostly I just want to flop around in relief tonight but I have ANOTHER paper due on Thursday. Also I went grocery shopping on my way home from school and my bags

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[starsimpulse]

I LOVE EVERYTHING THIS POST CHOOSES TO BE. TO ME IT IS PERFECT.

more thoughts (maybe) later. :)

[goldy_dollar]

WHY THANK YOU. Sometimes I get embarrassed about posting these things. LIKE DO I REALLY WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD.

Apparently the answer is "yes."

[mylittlepwny]

CAN THE DOCTOR AND ROSE STUMBLE ACROSS THEIR HUMBLE SHEEP FARM AND PUT ON ONE HORRIBLE SCOTTISH ACCENT AND ONE SEXY SCOTTISH ACCENT FOR MINGLING AND BLENDING PURPOSES?

Plus, Elena and Rose can roll their eyes at Stefan and the Doctor bonding over mutual hair gel loss at the hands of a jerk who follows them wherever they go just to fuck with them. IN SCOTTISH ACCENTS. It's a win/win.

[goldy_dollar]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENARIO IS WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL.

[mylittlepwny]

I'VE JUST HAD WORD THAT THE UNIVERSE WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO WRITE IT. ALSO THERE WILL BE TRAFFIC TOMORROW.

[daisysusan]

I don't know you but this comment is the BEST THING EVER.

That is all.

[amberfocus]

Not that I really think you are in crazy town, but I have so little that I can actually use this icon for I thought this post would be a good one to use it on. I kind of love your AU, actually. Especially the part where Damon steals Stefan's hair gel, for some reason.

[goldy_dollar]

Your icon made me lol. Sometimes even I question the thoughts that come into my head.

Damon lives to make Stefan's life miserable but also he doesn't want to get kicked out so it's a careful line to toe.

[lanafromoz]

I'M SO TIRED and I really think it's the post-handing-in-paper crash.

I had class until 8 and I don't have any groceries so I ordered in Indian food. Ate way too much. Feeling ill because of that. Staring blankly into the distance because moving/thinking is way too hard and exhausting.

[goldy_dollar]

ME TOO. I keep thinking I need to open my tax law paper for Thursday but I am just not ready yet.

omg Indian food sounds so good rn.

[firstofoct]

Awwww sounds like you've had a tough week! :( Hopefully the weather should perk up soon. It is getting much nicer here. I am not sure when that happens in Canada.

And your AU is adorable, but slightly horrifying because fighting monsters/aliens/vampires is necessary. But I think that's the difference between say ...Cloen/Rose and Stefan/Elena. Stefan and Elena would be more than happy to just be sheep farmers and give up all that crazy shit, whereas Cloen and Rose ummmm, want to fight aliens.

And on that subject, you and Kali need to post Octopus and stop teasing me about it. :P

[goldy_dollar]

It can snow through all of March and April though generally we start seeing more sun moving forward. IT IS A SAD EXISTENCE.

LOL THIS IS AMAZING. AND TRUE. I think "life of domestic bliss" is simultaneously Stefan's most cherished fantasy and Ten's worst nightmare.

WELL WE DO HAVE A TITLE NOW. YOU KNOW, BESIDES "OCTOPUS."

[firstofoct]

That is horrible! If I see any snow here past mid-March I am appalled and horrified. I also get really angry.

YES. It is totally his worst nightmare. And also Rose's, to a certain extent.

:O
OMG
WOW

[goldy_dollar]

LOL DON'T BE TOO EXCITED HYPERVENTILATING!MANI, KALI SEEMS TO THINK NOTHING WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED BEFORE APRIL 5. :\