Comments | goldy_dollar: A long overdue meta post about how Stefan and Elena are sheep farmers in another life

goldy_dollar

A long overdue meta post about how Stefan and Elena are sheep farmers in another life

Mar 22, 2011 20:35

On Saturday I went for a run outdoors and then yesterday on the way to school it snowed on my head so THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WEATHER, FOR PUNKING ME. D: And then today I had a paper due and mostly I just want to flop around in relief tonight but I have ANOTHER paper due on Thursday. Also I went grocery shopping on my way home from school and my bags ( Read more... )

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daisysusan March 23 2011, 01:07:43 UTC

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. IT IS PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. I WANT TO KEEP IT IN MY HEART AND NURTURE IT LIKE STEFAN AND ELENA DO WITH THEIR SHEEP.

(Or small children. They could run an orphanage!)

starsimpulse March 23 2011, 01:14:06 UTC

OH MY GOD. I WANT SO BADLY FOR THEM TO RUN AN ORPHANAGE.

BRAIN ESPLODED.

daisysusan March 23 2011, 01:29:50 UTC

THEY WOULD BE SO ADORABLE AND STEFAN WOULD READ BEDTIME STORIES TO ALL THE LITTLE KIDS AND IT WOULD BE THE CUTEST THING EVER.

goldy_dollar March 23 2011, 01:45:17 UTC

RIGHT. THEY WANT IT TOO.

LOL OMG AN ORPHANAGE. THIS IS EVEN BETTER.

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a_white_rain March 23 2011, 02:43:06 UTC

YES.

goldy_dollar March 23 2011, 15:07:29 UTC

\o/

captaintish March 23 2011, 03:31:00 UTC

Okay, so are they still vampires in this sheep-farming scenario?

goldy_dollar March 23 2011, 15:50:27 UTC

Hmm, not sure. I think it might sort of ruin the AU though if Stefan occasionally ate their sheep.

captaintish March 23 2011, 17:53:46 UTC

Actually that might be pretty hilarious.

BEST META YET hysteria_3ced March 23 2011, 05:53:20 UTC

That is perhaps the most perfect title to a post ever and clearly all your thoughts must be shared with us.

A couple of questions though:
1) Can Stefan/Paul speak Polish in this AU? Because it sounds quite lovely in RL. Perhaps he lived in Poland for a short while, where he took up the meager living of running a small sugar beet farm.(IDK)
2) Can Stefan also wear lots of lovely old flannel shirts? I hope so.

Besides that, everything is perfect especially the idea of Damon living in the attic and Stefan's floppy hair.

Re: BEST META YET goldy_dollar March 23 2011, 15:57:29 UTC

WHY THANK YOU. These thoughts just come into my head and won't leave.

1). IF NINA SPEAKS BULGARIAN, I THINK PAUL CAN SPEAK POLISH.
2). lol lol yes. And also really bulky farm boots.

Damon lives to make Stefan's life a misery in all the realities.

scorpiod1 March 23 2011, 07:11:53 UTC

AHAHAHAHA, I LOVE THIS. STEFAN AND ELENA NEED A FLOCK TO NURTURE! Might as well be sheep XD

AND DAMON, IN EVERY VERSE, LIVES IN STEFAN'S ATTIC. And clearly, he is doing us a favor by stealing Stefan's hair gel because I like his floppy hair XD

goldy_dollar March 23 2011, 16:16:33 UTC

Right?? They both totally share this same vision for their future.

LOL I cannot imagine Stefan's hair without copious amounts of hair gel.