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[mockturtletale]

Title: 5 Star Chick (Two Bit Score)

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/Alex/Lisa. (All Time Low +)
Word Count: 5167. I don’t even.
Disclaimer: A fictional tale about a fictional tale.
Notes: This is for thirdonebetween because she is the best. This piece is also set in a universe she created and hasn’t posted yet, so for the rest of you it won’t make a lot of

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[x_smartie]

OM NOM FUCKING NOM
UNF xA MILLION

YOU KNOW I LOVE THIS, RIGHT?
RIGHT
YES
NOMMMMMM

Whoever this chick is. I like her styleeeee :D

[mockturtletale]

THUNKS BRAH. Many thunks for reading this when I was stuck and telling me that it wasn't infinitely lame. You are always the person that rescues me halfway through fic! Without you I would have unfinished WIP like nobody's business!

Lisa is the BEST. You'll get to meet her for real one day, when I send you a MANUSCRIPT of thirdonebetween's finished fic, and we will squee forever. <3

[thirdonebetween]

OH MAN. Oh man okay. You're my favorite human being. This is so great and also YOU'RE WRITING IN MY UNIVERSE, you have no idea how many kinds of glee that brings me.

Lisa is the best. I was like one minute into this and already making crazy flaily arms about how much Lisa is the best. I just, I can't even.

- he’s pretty much one of the best human beings she’s ever had the pleasure of abusing under the guise of friendship.PERFECT and also how a lot of people feel about Jack, in all universes, I suspect. And her description of Alex/Alex's headspace (we spend so much time talking about Alex's headspace that I'm pretty sure you know it as well as I do), and the boy-crush fanclub, and giving Alex ALL THE HUGS, because as much as Jack loves the Alex, Jack is sometimes drunk/dumb/oblivious and Lisa knows when to hug it out. #chicksrule

[thirdonebetween]

No but seriously I've read this like five times tonight.

[mockturtletale]

You are the greatest, ever. I still can't believe you let me play with your characters! I was and remain terrified that I haven't done them justice, but the only reason I ever even thought to attempt this was because I've read Prep Alex so many times, read into it to such an extent that I'm confident important points of these characters found their way into this piece purely by way of OSMOSIS. I'm so relieved you don't think I messed up! WEEEEEEEE.

Lisa is .. the epitome of womanhood. She is everything a girl could ever hope to be. She's like a super girl, built from all the best bits of humanity.

She also likes to collect clueless boys, take them home and make them make sense. She's always been so clued in to Alex and Jack and everything they're about, and could absolutely probably sum Alex up in like one sentence! She appreciates how hard his life is, she really does. She would just also appreciate it if he could find time to get his shit together and make an honest man out of her best friend.

"certain reactions are only

[mockturtletale]

#GIRLPOWER. Ahahahaha. Srsly! There were a couple parts where I was worried that Lisa might come across as being a little slutty or something, but then I realized that 'slutty' is a term for the sexually repressed to use on those they envy. Lisa loves these guys and has no qualms about channeling that into sexual release. They're a good cause! And she benefits hard too, so she's all about doing it right. Once Alex isn't freaking, she's going to get it DONE. I kind of love how she is for the most part setting the pace here, but she also totally loses it when Jack and Alex bring their a-game. I like the effect each one of them has on the other two, it's a glorious little circle of appreciation

[mockturtletale]

When I realized I was writing fiction ABOUT fiction I was like "..... someone call Leonardo DiCaprio". Only thirdonebetween could write something so great that I want to write stories about THAT.

Lisa is a fantastic girl, she can totally co-ordinate threesomes that don't mess with friendship and simultaneously get everyone everything they want!

THANK U. <3

[citrus_vanille]

I think everything I'd want to say in a comment about how awesome Lisa is and about how great all the relationships here are, and about what incredible goobers Alex and Jack are has already been covered by thirdonebetween and thissimplewish, so basically I'm just going to sit here and flail. I hope that's okay. ::proceeds to flail:: \o/

<3

[mockturtletale]

Flail AWAY. I'll join you, I kind of can't believe you and thissimplewish commented on something I wrote, since my life basically revolves around fangirling ya'll and thirdonebetween like it's my profession. :D

[citrus_vanille]

Hahaha. Not sure what you're fangirling me about, but they certainly deserve it. I wish I could actually be a professional fangirl. Nice way to make money, that. Think it would come with benefits? (Of the health insurance kind, I mean, it would naturally come with other benefits. :P)

AND THIS DESERVES FLAILING AND FANGIRLING. JUST SAYING.