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[goldenglasses]

[April fools. Vash remembers that day and he has been planning. So what if he was a little late! He had been planning this since he was pranked LAST year, more so after Wolfwood had shown up. He wasn’t going to miss it just because he had spent a week as an… octopus thing… If you have CR with Vash and can take a joke - you can bet there might be a

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[thedicearecast]

VASH!

[That's all the warning anyone in Vash's apartment will get before a half-soaked Amelia uses her pretty little boots to kick the door in. It'll fix itself later, and right now? She's on a mission.

She's going to hunt down Vash the Stampede.

She's apparently going to do it with sticky-hair, thanks to the kool-aid in her shower. Not that the maple syrup in her shampoo helps, mind. And some might note the glittery sparkles covering her trademark coat.

But the real kicker? That's one floor up. She'd been ready to punish Vash already, but the drawer full of exploding snakes, each with a pair of her underwear on it's head? That pushed her over the edge.

She's coming for you, Vash--and walking right into that plastic wrap you set up for Wolfwood. DAMN IT!]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Wolfwood walks out from the hall toward Amelia, obviously a little annoyed, covered in syrup, kool-aid, and other savory-yet-unsavory-whilst-on-you things. And he balls a note up left by Vash, the vein in his temple is about to arterial spurt, man. Let's not mention what he did to my cigarettes, nor the alarm clock (which he'd just turned off anyway, whatever).

Also goddammit Vash my lightbulbs

... and aaaalso hello Amelia. He would laugh at you, if he didn't feel your pain or fear revenge against his laughter.

Lined with RAAAAGE (and yet very well-reserved for a man who's going to choke another man to death sooner or later:]

... Having a happy belated April Fool's Day?

[thedicearecast]

[For just a moment, there's a flash of panic on Amelia's face. She hasn't spoken to Wolfwood since, well, she couldn't speak. There's a very heavy topic still hanging in the air between them, and Amelia is not at all prepared to deal with it.

But then she gets a look at Wolfwood, who might even be more drenched than she is, and all that irritation suddenly comes flooding back. She rips down the plastic and steps into the apartment.]

Where is he?

[That'd be a no, Wolfwood. And yeah, don't laugh. She kicks in bad places.]

[gunsnpudding]

[Don't worry guys. That little thump you're now hearing? And the surprised 'Ow!'? That's just Milly walking into the plastic wrap and falling on her butt.]

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[not_a_bluesbro]

[Scoff, we can scope him out.] Where is he? That's obvious-sure as hell not in this angry household. He high-tailed it as soon as he finished up ruining the day, probably.

[not_a_bluesbro]

...

[Alas, we're all victims.

Calling over his shoulder:]

You alright, big girl??

[thedicearecast]

[So the Insurance Girls got it too. Really Vash, don't you have a limit?]

Hello, Milly. [...] Be careful when you open your underwear drawer.

[Which is about as much as Amelia's going to say on that topic. Back to more important things.]

Then where would he go?

[gunsnpudding]

[Rub rub rub, owie, my poor backside. Comes pottering in to join them, looking confused]

Something strange happened to the door...

[Blink. Blink.]

Why do I need to be careful when I open my underwear drawer?

[not_a_bluesbro]

Because he rigged the place with pranks for some silly holiday, that's why.

[He turns to Amelia, feeling sticky and unhappy.]

My guess is he's in a different community building somewhere, unless he's brave enough to endure the forest; it isn't exactly warm out yet.

[gunsnpudding]

[Looks at the sticky Amelia. And the goopy Wolfwood.]

[Yeah sorry, here come the giggles.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Why you gotta be like that, baby? :(]

It's impolite to laugh at the misfortunes of others, big girl.

[gunsnpudding]

[Oh now she just can't stop giggling.]

I know, but... [pfffft] I'm sorry, I know it's not nice but... [and she loses it again.] You two look so silly!