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[goldenglasses]

[April fools. Vash remembers that day and he has been planning. So what if he was a little late! He had been planning this since he was pranked LAST year, more so after Wolfwood had shown up. He wasn’t going to miss it just because he had spent a week as an… octopus thing… If you have CR with Vash and can take a joke - you can bet there might be a

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[thedicearecast]

VASH!

[That's all the warning anyone in Vash's apartment will get before a half-soaked Amelia uses her pretty little boots to kick the door in. It'll fix itself later, and right now? She's on a mission.

She's going to hunt down Vash the Stampede.

She's apparently going to do it with sticky-hair, thanks to the kool-aid in her shower. Not that the maple syrup in her shampoo helps, mind. And some might note the glittery sparkles covering her trademark coat.

But the real kicker? That's one floor up. She'd been ready to punish Vash already, but the drawer full of exploding snakes, each with a pair of her underwear on it's head? That pushed her over the edge.

She's coming for you, Vash--and walking right into that plastic wrap you set up for Wolfwood. DAMN IT!]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Wolfwood walks out from the hall toward Amelia, obviously a little annoyed, covered in syrup, kool-aid, and other savory-yet-unsavory-whilst-on-you things. And he balls a note up left by Vash, the vein in his temple is about to arterial spurt, man. Let's not mention what he did to my cigarettes, nor the alarm clock (which he'd just turned off anyway, whatever).

Also goddammit Vash my lightbulbs

... and aaaalso hello Amelia. He would laugh at you, if he didn't feel your pain or fear revenge against his laughter.

Lined with RAAAAGE (and yet very well-reserved for a man who's going to choke another man to death sooner or later:]

... Having a happy belated April Fool's Day?

[thedicearecast]

[For just a moment, there's a flash of panic on Amelia's face. She hasn't spoken to Wolfwood since, well, she couldn't speak. There's a very heavy topic still hanging in the air between them, and Amelia is not at all prepared to deal with it.

But then she gets a look at Wolfwood, who might even be more drenched than she is, and all that irritation suddenly comes flooding back. She rips down the plastic and steps into the apartment.]

Where is he?

[That'd be a no, Wolfwood. And yeah, don't laugh. She kicks in bad places.]

[gunsnpudding]

[Don't worry guys. That little thump you're now hearing? And the surprised 'Ow!'? That's just Milly walking into the plastic wrap and falling on her butt.]

[voice?]

[seiriald]

[That mask outside the door is completely ignored, Vash, given she can't see it. That's a prank better left to fellow roommates Spada and Iria, who will likely appreciate the scare more. But when she reaches the kitchen...

Her usual cereal location has been tampered with. Kaori is NOT. HAPPY. So she's already grumpy as she begins feeling around for the cupboards, trying to find the knobs and silently cursing whoever did it. If it were Spada he's going to get quite the telling because he knows better -!

... SLKDFGHSLEIRUF SDFH S what are these things attacking her?! That message...] VAaaaaaaaaaAAAAASH.....!!

[voice!]

[goldenglasses]

Helloooo!

[voice! /o/]

[seiriald]

Tell me where my cereal is right now! [Grumpy hungry girl will get back at you for this, just watch! Honey will be her friend when it happens!]

[voice! 8D]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, probably in a cereal box would be my guess. [Just not in the RIGHT box.]

[Mercifully voice...for now 8|]

[oda_hates_me]

[The feed clicks on to show a chef.

A very wet chef.

A very wet chef who is literally smoking out the ears, he's that mad. B|]

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH.

[8Db Why do you think he moved for a little bit?] ...and LJ why did you eat only half the comment?

[goldenglasses]

Yes? [Look how innocent he seems!] Did you just take a shower, Sanji? Why are you all wet?!

[B| He will find yoooooou] ... lj wasn't that hungry apparently

[oda_hates_me]

Shove the act, Broom Head! [He holds up a very familiar calling-card for the gunman to see]

I'm sure you recognize the shithead on this.

[Eek!]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, well, who ever he is, he's a very handsome guy!

[gardenerofgaia]

Vash... where did you even get all those balls?! [1st floor kitchen has a floor fall of ping pong balls now, yep.]

[goldenglasses]

Many, many, MANY trips to item shop! [The hard part was opening his closet where they were hiding this morning.]

[gardenerofgaia]

Don't sound so proud of yourself. This is such a mess! [LOL, it wouldn't be so bad if he put them in bags...]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I could have filled them with eggs instead! [Because talking about how he could have made the mess bigger fixes the problem, right?]

[ voice ]

[hana_king]

[ Plastic wrap across the door for 500, Alex. Also known as OH GOD INVISIBLE BARRIER IN THE HOUSE I'M GONNA SUFFOCATE.

Works out all right in the end, though. And Usopp is unsure whether he's more angry or respectful of fine work such as this :|a ]

Oi, oi, what's the big idea?! [ oh hey, angry. ]

[ voice ]

[goldenglasses]

HAHAHA! Happy April Fools and birthday Usopp!

[ voice ]

[hana_king]

[ asdfl siiiiiiiiigh. ]

Thanks.

Re: [ voice ]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, and I told you I'd tell you when the time was right why I needed those things. It was for April Fools. [And he laughs like that is the funniest thing he's ever said.]