...Shit. Did I miss the new years? Why the hell was there no party?!

[Akshually, Tsunade. You slept through it. You tuckered yourself out from Christmas and fixing up broken people and.. Yeah. You snooze you lose, old lady. Sucks, doesn't it?]

...Thanks for the gifts, though. Naruto, you need to visit so I can beat the shit outta you for your gift~

[ ( Read more... )

And out of the change room she comes, decked up in THIS of all things. And Tsunade is no small maker in the T&A department. And into the room she went, idly pursing her lips. At least the three inch heels gave her a bit more height than she normally had. Even more than her usual heels.

It didn't take long to roll her eyes at the sea of orange ( Read more... )

( Private to Roxas )

So.

Who wants to go get drunk?

[Private to Konoha]

... The rest of you brats better still be here.

[The feed times on with a soft beep, fingers twitching slightly. The woman is sitting in her chair, head tipped back, and if you really look close enough, you can see red circles under her eyes, dried tear tracks down her cheeks.. But they're old.

One arm is propped over the back of the chair, it's twin resting in her lap, palm up, fingers twitching ( Read more... )

I am'nna take a gander, and say this weeks event has something to do with the candies, hum?

Like this one, here. [She holds up a black one.] Makes me... clumsy. I'm gonna need some help fixing the hole in the upstairs wall, guys. I ain't doin' it on my own. No idea where you brats keep the tools. [That and she's lazy.]

..Or this one? [Red! And once ( Read more... )

[Have some boob, right in the camera, as she's setting it up. ...A whole minute passes; apparently she doesn't realize the recording is already on. Oh well, have some more cleave until she's done.

Finally, she sits back down, her casual smirk back in place upon glossed lips, sultry eyes firm and focused.]

So. This.. event. We're all in dorms. All of ( Read more... )

[The PCD is at an odd angle. As if it's. ....Between her breasts. Lovely. Just a little skin on either side of the video screen. But what's in the main view, is more important.

From the looks of it; it's a graphic novel. And from what's on it...

Tsunade, using her released seal, one slug on her shoulder, speaking to her.. She skips a few pages.

There ( Read more... )

 Whoever the fuck has been shooting all these kids... [Muttered groan]

I'm at the clinic right now; if anyone needs a fix up; I've done bullet wounds before, come and see me, or Unohana, if she's available.

Sakura; I'd like you in here too, just incase.

[Private to All of Konoha Good-Guys.]

I want you all to start finding out what you can on this ( Read more... )

 Kakashi.

Come see me when you get a moment. I have something I need you to take care of. ...Now.