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[golden_nights]

There's a fair chance that I might stay in Portland over the summer and become a stripper - I mean, dancer.

Which means I need a stripper name. Any suggestions?

Comments

[fedupgirl]

don't they have internet resources for finding stripper names? Clearly, you haven't even tried google yet. :)

[under_the_moon]

http://socialnetwork.meetup.com/boards/thread/3365524

[under_the_moon]

Candy Leatherock

[golden_nights]

Ha ha.

Starr Sweetthighs FTW!

[beautifulpyre]

I would strongly suggest taking a hobo name instead. You can find a list of 700 hobo names in John Hodgeman's wonderful book, The Areas of My Expertise.

My hobo name is Sweet Daddy Champagne. I think it would be just as good as a stripper name, don't you?

[golden_nights]

Ick no... my grandma calls me that!

[fmlyjulez]

Queefita Fanana