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Well, that went almost as badly as I thought it possibly could. Reasons why I hate confrontation: I lose all ability to express myself coherently, thus I come away feeling like an immature, selfish bitch, thus I spiral into suicidal depression. See why I avoid it ( Read more... )

I am always at my most dangerous when I'm fretting.

It's official - as of 12:51am this morning, I am 24 and a half.

This does, however, make 25 seem awfully close, and 25 seems even scarier than 23 and 24 did. Good god, I'm, like, old!

"One was too much and a hundred was never enough."

I like that.

I feel so so so much better when I have money and my bills are up to date. Someday, I may even make it out of debt! Woo!

Drinking makes me oh so nostagiac.,,

Again, my dilemma

"taken hostage"

versus

"bones"

There's a fair chance that I might stay in Portland over the summer and become a stripper - I mean, dancer.

Which means I need a stripper name. Any suggestions?

I had a conversation with Dennis last weekend about a lot of things I'd been feeling. At one point toward the end, D came up - and it was like a light had gone on ( Read more... )