[Audio]

[goinglightly]

Right. If Heaven's a cruise ship, we're really getting it wrong down there.

Jackie? Robert? ...Frankie?

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

This is hardly what you humans consider the favorable afterlife.

[goinglightly]

'You humans?' What's that make you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Autobot.

[goinglightly]

Autobot.

[Here the skepticism.]

You're a mutant?

[ttlynotawizard]

Well, good news and bad news. This isn't Heaven.

[goinglightly]

...This can't be Hell. That might be worse.

[ttlynotawizard]

Well, that was going to be the good news.

[goinglightly]

Did Jackie put you up to this? Robert?

[pimp_hat]

No heaven ladymon, just a boat. A boat filled wid lunatics, robots, and bears.

[goinglightly]

'Oh my.' What'm I doing on a boat?

[pimp_hat]

Hell if I know. Da crew gonna be tellin' joo dat dey takin' us to da Golden Shore but I haven't seen land in months.

[goinglightly]

Where are you? That sounds awful.

[She doesn't think he's on the boat with her.]

[shadesofeco]

[Jackie ...?

... Nah, must be a coincidence.]

We're being taken to the Golden Shore, according to crew.

[goinglightly]

Isn't that in Africa?

[shadesofeco]

... Africa?

[goinglightly]

I guess not. Where's the Golden Shore? What do you want with me?