[Audio]

[goinglightly]

Right. If Heaven's a cruise ship, we're really getting it wrong down there.

Jackie? Robert? ...Frankie?

Comments

[pimp_hat]

No heaven ladymon, just a boat. A boat filled wid lunatics, robots, and bears.

[goinglightly]

'Oh my.' What'm I doing on a boat?

[pimp_hat]

Hell if I know. Da crew gonna be tellin' joo dat dey takin' us to da Golden Shore but I haven't seen land in months.

[goinglightly]

Where are you? That sounds awful.

[She doesn't think he's on the boat with her.]

[pimp_hat]

Ladymon joo don't even know da half of it.

I be on da boat same as joo. Deck six. Why?

[Where does she think he is?]

[goinglightly]

You haven't seen land in months.

[pimp_hat]

Don't believe me? Ask any mon on dis boat. Only made shore once since bein' on dis boat and even den da damn island wasn't real. Exploded into feddahs aftah we left.

[Yeah that sounds believable alright.]

[goinglightly]

Whatever you say, buddy.

[pimp_hat]

Got no reason to be lyin' to ja ladymon.

[goinglightly]

Sure. Jackie put you up to this.

[pimp_hat]

Who da hell be Jackie?

[goinglightly]

Estacado? Tall guy, good looking, likes the dark?

[pimp_hat]

Estawhato?

Sorry ladymon but all pink-skins be lookin' alike to me.

[goinglightly]

Robert, then. Someone. You can't be for real. Are you on drugs?

[pimp_hat]

Ain't be ringin' any bells.

Whatchu talkin' 'bout? I be plenty real!

[No drugs, though he is drunk but no more than usual.]

[goinglightly]

Sure. There's a bar on this ship, isn't there.