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[goinglightly]

Right. If Heaven's a cruise ship, we're really getting it wrong down there.

Jackie? Robert? ...Frankie?

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

This is hardly what you humans consider the favorable afterlife.

[goinglightly]

'You humans?' What's that make you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Autobot.

[goinglightly]

Autobot.

[Here the skepticism.]

You're a mutant?

[heavyweaponsbot]

No.

[How did Optimus put it...? Oh.] Autonomous robotic organisms.

[goinglightly]

Really? Where are you from? Are you part of this? Do you know what's going on?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Cybertron.

And for all your other inane questions... the answer is "no".

[goinglightly]

Hey! I didn't ask to be here. You're the ones who kidnapped me. If you want me to stop with the inane questions, you can let me go.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Woman, if I were in charge of this place, I would have already left! I have no desire to be trapped on a leaky watercraft with organics and Decepticons!

[goinglightly]

It leaks?

Look, last thing I remember, Frankie “Kill the kids, too” Franchetti had a gun to my head and next thing I know, I'm on a cruise ship with people telling me they haven't seen land in months and some guy named Redd is taking us to Africa. None of this makes any sense.

[heavyweaponsbot]

How should I know? Shoddy human construction.

And the last thing I remember, I was in Egypt, with a hole through my chest, on fire. I was in a war. None of this makes sense for anyone.

[goinglightly]

So... how do we know this isn't Heaven, again?

I'm Jenny, by the way.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Because a hole in my chest is hardly enough to take me offline. Even if it was on fire.

...

Ironhide.

[goinglightly]

You sound pretty tough, Ironhide. Does anyone know what's going on?

[heavyweaponsbot]

That is why my designation is "Ironhide".

Not me. Have not been here long.

[goinglightly]

Have you tried to escape?