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[godot_107]

I seem to have remembered a few special blends of my own creation. Finally.

*sips coffee*

Oh, now that's. That's better than sex.

I'm going to take over preparing the coffee in the cafeteria from now on. I'll be moving out soon, but everyone has a right to some good coffee. Try not to let the jump in quality send you into shock.

*chug*

Comments

[flower_desu]

What's "coffee"?

[godot_107]

*sip*

These poor, depraved savages.

Come with me.

[flower_desu]

Okay!

Where are we going?

[godot_107]

The kitchen.

[mystichamburger]

Ooh, can I try, Mr. Godot?

[godot_107]

Go right on ahead, kitten.

[porcupinehead]

Please don't get Maya hooked on that. She's hyper enough as it is....

[godot_107]

...Trite. I've got decaff on right now. Only my first five or so cups every morning are caffeinated. Otherwise, don't you think I'd be dead?

[porcupinehead]

Knowing you, probably not.

[godot_107]

*slams cup down, spills nothing*

Coffee is a beautiful mistress, Trite, but a fickle one. Like the ocean itself, but steaming hot and black as a moonless night. If you don't respect her power, even the mightiest men can be crushed under the waves, whether by tsunami or caffeine overdose.

That's one of my rules!

*chug*

[the_dead_ringer]

I've never had coffee before.

[godot_107]

What is it with this place? To the kitchen, on with you.

[the_dead_ringer]

Alright. *scurries there*

[mistshine]

What's wrong with the coffee?