Me: We're going to a concert and I have a lighter in my pocket! I've never done that at a concert before!
T: Do you have the Zippo app on your phone?
Me: Yes, but you wouldn't let me use it at the Indigo Girls concert. You said it was stupid.
T: Well, this is a geek concert. That was a lesbian concert.
Me: It's not like I could have held up a flaming
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