Eighteenth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action Post]

[There is now a wild Haruki in town... with many, many shopping bags. They're filled with everything from food to clothes to accessories -- and almost none of them are for him. A quick glance of the over-filling bags reveals slinky underwear for a large-chested female, a strange dress that might've been in style in Britain in the

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[judaspriestxiii]

[Anderson is just walking in town and sees the sweating youth. He doesn't see the contents of the bag so much as the effort the boy is putting in. Good naturedly, he calls out]

Don' strain yeself, boyo.

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[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki glances, sees a weird-looking adult whose only notable feature is height, looks away, and all but rolls his eyes. Then--]

Roger that, old timer!

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[judaspriestxiii]

[Anderson roars in laughter at the old timer comment as he goes back on his way]

[god_is_a_dude]

[...It is your slowing approaching doom. I hope you've been keeping up with ballet practice, Ahiru]

[god_is_a_dude]

[Hey man, you've got it light here. You should see what he's got for Usagi and the newly recruited Alphose.

...Either way, is this merely Ahiru's ducky-sense, or is Haruki given the pleasure of running into this gal today?]

[kz_assassin]

Maybe I should probably be afraid to ask but...

Tono, what do you plan to do with those?

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Wait, when did the midgit get--- oh whatever. Haruk grins all wide like and says---] Advertisement, obviously!

[kz_assassin]

[[Killua is an assassin. He can appear out of nowhere. At the moment, he is hanging upside down on a tree.]] I see... advertise what?

[[Stares at the costumes.]] I can't see how any of this will attract anyone. n the contrary, it might scare them away.

[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki did well in recruiting this guy. He nods in approval, seemingly uncaring that Killua has just implicated himself for stalking] And that's why you're not the leader -- these types of things have to draw attention.

[alchemielemon]

[mun saw slinky in your post and Excellen in your tags- SO HAS AN EXCELLEN OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE]

Hey Haru-boss~!

[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki does one of his stupidly big grins of plotting-ness and waves] Yo, Excel!

[alchemielemon]

What's in the bag~?
[comes on over and peeks towards the bags in question]

[god_is_a_dude]

[See above post, but perhaps the better question is what isn't in the bag. Right now, however, Haruki is munching on some peanuts] Advertisement stuff.