Eighteenth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action Post]

[There is now a wild Haruki in town... with many, many shopping bags. They're filled with everything from food to clothes to accessories -- and almost none of them are for him. A quick glance of the over-filling bags reveals slinky underwear for a large-chested female, a strange dress that might've been in style in Britain in the

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[alchemielemon]

[mun saw slinky in your post and Excellen in your tags- SO HAS AN EXCELLEN OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE]

Hey Haru-boss~!

[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki does one of his stupidly big grins of plotting-ness and waves] Yo, Excel!

[alchemielemon]

What's in the bag~?
[comes on over and peeks towards the bags in question]

[god_is_a_dude]

[See above post, but perhaps the better question is what isn't in the bag. Right now, however, Haruki is munching on some peanuts] Advertisement stuff.

[alchemielemon]

Oh fun! Are we promoting the club?

[god_is_a_dude]

What else? We, the SOS-Brigade, are going to become the dominant force on this world!

[alchemielemon]

Sounds like a fun plan~.

[god_is_a_dude]

You bet! That way, when I'm the Supreme Being of Luceti, there can be interesting things all the time.

[alchemielemon]

[ok rummaging through your bags and...oh hey I found that slinky underwear]

[snickers] Gee~. Thanks for doing my clothes shopping.

[god_is_a_dude]

[Any normal human would blush here, or show some sign of discomfort. ...Haruki does not. This proves his divinity. Take that, Hume] So you like it? Excellent!

[alchemielemon]

What, are you kidding? I wear this sort of thing all the time~! Course I like it.

[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki... really scored big with this chick. Not the same sorta fanbase at Mitsuru, but still awesome] Awesome. Well, I got plenty like that, and I think we'll be putting it to good use.

[alchemielemon]

Oh, good use~? I wonder what Haru-boss has cooking in his noggin.

[god_is_a_dude]

You'll see! [Pause, peanut munch] That gunna fit, by the way? [...Scary thing is, it will. What with Haruki's uncanny ability to accurate estimate sizes]

[alchemielemon]

Mmm...it looks to be my size, so yep- it should!

[god_is_a_dude]

Good, it'd be a hassle to pick up more. [A pause, and the more peanut munching] Just like it's a hassle to find anything to match that for flatties.