Eighteenth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action Post]

[There is now a wild Haruki in town... with many, many shopping bags. They're filled with everything from food to clothes to accessories -- and almost none of them are for him. A quick glance of the over-filling bags reveals slinky underwear for a large-chested female, a strange dress that might've been in style in Britain in the

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[kz_assassin]

Maybe I should probably be afraid to ask but...

Tono, what do you plan to do with those?

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Wait, when did the midgit get--- oh whatever. Haruk grins all wide like and says---] Advertisement, obviously!

[kz_assassin]

[[Killua is an assassin. He can appear out of nowhere. At the moment, he is hanging upside down on a tree.]] I see... advertise what?

[[Stares at the costumes.]] I can't see how any of this will attract anyone. n the contrary, it might scare them away.

[god_is_a_dude]

[Haruki did well in recruiting this guy. He nods in approval, seemingly uncaring that Killua has just implicated himself for stalking] And that's why you're not the leader -- these types of things have to draw attention.

[kz_assassin]

[[Killua stared, increasingly confused by the second. Haruki was one weird guy.]] I still don't get it.

[[He jumped down and browsed inside the one of his bags. Pulling out the slinky underwear.]] May I ask... who in the world is going to wear this?

[god_is_a_dude]

I could force you into it, but I don't think it would suit you...

[This translates that he hasn't thought that far. But now he's seriously considering that he just said]

[[1/2]]

[kz_assassin]

... force me?

Heh.

[[2/2]]

[kz_assassin]

You better have a death wish then.

((ooc: Translation: No way in hell.))

[god_is_a_dude]

Not like I'd ever expect you to do it, what are you, stupid? [And here, Haruki's going to make a hap-hazard half-wave-half-slug at Killua with his left hand -- the one without bandages]

[kz_assassin]

Oi, oi! Stop that! [[Killua shouted, barely avoiding Haruki's affection slug.]] Stop treating me like a little kid. How am I supposed to know what to expect from you?

Your ideas range from stupid to crazy...

[god_is_a_dude]

You expect what's the the most fun, obviously.

[kz_assassin]

Right. I might actually should be afraid of that.

[[He pulled out another costume. Miniskirts.]] This is fun for a pervert.

[god_is_a_dude]

And it looks like part of an American cheerleading uniform.

[kz_assassin]

I can see that...

[[He puts it back inside the bag and sighs.]] I can see that you don't exactly need me for anything. I'll be going now.