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Work has been hellacious. By the end of the day I can feel my brains slowly seeping out of my nostrils. Most days I'm so busy that I can barely make it to the toilet, let alone take a fucking breath. Still, I'd rather be overwhelmed than completely bored ( Read more... )

And the latest issue of BUST has an interview with Simon Pegg! Double squee.

I sat in my car at the bank teller drive-thru yesterday for about 45 minutes total. 20 minutes in I felt a small...well...bubbling from my nether regions. I suddenly realized, to my horror, that my period had decided this would be a good time to pop in and say, "Howdy fucking DO!" I, of course, was wearing no underwear at the time. I was also, of ( Read more... )

Some wretched woman bled on me today at the clinic. Instead of calmly, and in a less-spewing manner, letting me know that she was bleeding and could I please assist her forthwith, she simply grabs my arm and smears her oily life-fluid all over me. I should've helped her along a bit and handed her a machete ( Read more... )

On Wednesday a patient told me I was going to hell. She didn't want to fill out paperwork for her vascular testing, and I flatly told her that she would not be seen unless it was completed and signed. She then shouted at me, "When you go to hell are they going to make you fill out paperwork?!" I replied to her in the most deadpan voice I could ( Read more... )

I have nothing to add at this moment, other than to reflect on the glory of Revolting Cocks. Steers, Beers, and Queers will always be high on my list of great songs to get really ripping-drunk to.

Allow me to describe the female patient who just left my office. Picture it in your mind ( Read more... )

I've not passed into the ether yet, mind you. I've been hermit-y lately times ten, but hanging in there. I don't post much, but I do read. Lurking there in the shadows, creeping stealthily about...something sinister like that. I like staying up-to-date on the goings-on in everyone's lives, so please don't think I'm not here. I am ( Read more... )