Hey, Sam Brownback:

YOU SUCK. You're a pissant coward without the sense God gave a small-business owner to hire good people, and you lack a Human soul.

Now I fucking dare you to come after me like you did that high school girl.

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45106707/

*Puts on a pair of Guy's Shoes and thaws out a Bebop-A-Rebop rhubarb pie*

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