Wash, pit, and chop about 3 cups of plums
sprinkle with sugar -- what? no, I don't know how much sugar. Taste your plums for god's sake. If they were purchased by the over-eager you'll need about 1/3 cup. If you picked them off the tree in your back yard, wave the bag of sugar near the bowl and talk dirty to them for a few minutes -- and a few ( Read more... )

There is a teenage mocking bird in my back yard who has decided it is afraid of heights and, therefore, not interested in flying. I have a house full of cats wondering why they can't play with the new toy. Oy ( Read more... )

For those not in the know ( Read more... )

And a boy howdy, a fortnight or so of infinitely less arg and grrr ( Read more... )

It's been a long couple of weeks, but things finally seem to be calming down ( Read more... )

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OK, some of the legends are a wee bit twee, and the color scheme and accents would be different in my house.... but dear god! The absolute lust!!

My dear Rattlecatcher ( Read more... )

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06 ( Read more... )

The College sweetheart is named Randall Holloway (aka Randy). Haven't been in contact with him for years, but would love to be ( Read more... )

Yaay! Thank you, ! My slowness of response reflects the work:dead ratio, not the squee of unexpected birthday swag ( Read more... )