[Edited to add just before hitting "post"] Oh, wait! Something I actually keep meaning to post. Is anyone ish-local interested in going to the San Francisco Flower and Garden Show this weekend? Gardening porn for acres... like red-light district tantalizing windows of cirque du soleil magnitude drool and high-end fetish magazine porn included ( Read more... )

Played in the kitchen. Went on an almost fruitless quest for a new (mutch needed) kitchen garbage can. Survived the Father-Birthday call. Was given roses, an Oscar Wilde action figure, and one of those great rarities -- a cake so gorgeous I demanded pictures be taken before we cut into it which turned out to tased as good as it looked. Ate said ( Read more... )

Moment of epiphany:

If such a thing does not yet exist, I must coerce Silas into inventing me a drink called the Mixed Metaphore.

People need challeges. I need puns. And alcohol.

Nothing too wildly exciting's been going on of late. We learned last night that neuroti-wonder-dog, who will howl along with the theme from M*A*S*H, the accordian, and arias will not howl along when Ludo calls the rocks in Labyringh. The animal continused to befuddle me ( Read more... )

They try to seduce me with these ( Read more... )

And if you're in the Bay Area, that means that Posh Nosh time rapidly aproaches. A quiet way to pass the time between dinner and House with excessive pretense and deconstructable vocabulary choices.

A bouche amusement for the eyes can be found at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/

I have no idea what reminded me of it ( Read more... )

And I'm in fluzzy slippers and a bathrobe at 9:30am. Life is good ( Read more... )

Got this from a friend Friday:

( 'Faust' Opera Video Stirs Angry Parents )

Wow, a new update. I honestly can't remember how long it's been. I could, of course, look back from (almost) this very page, but that would just depress me ( Read more... )