AS I LIKE TO SAY, AND MY ROOMMATE LIKES TO STEAL, (THE THING I SAY, THAT IS), SHE STEALS THE THING THAT I SAY AND THAT I CAME UP WITH: COCA-COLA ZERO IS AS DELICIOUS AS ANGEL PISS.
WITH NONE OF THE CALORIES.
THIS IS WHAT ANGELS PEE IN HEAVEN. COCA-COLA ZERO.