From the sick mind of some guy, brought to me via Michael Serva:

[glamdeluxe]

raininaudio: I go to this alternative press expo
raininaudio: a friend of mine is super-into comics
raininaudio: anyways
raininaudio: I am looking for anything at all to be interested
raininaudio: this one guy
raininaudio: has a stand with a nasty sheet over it
raininaudio: and he tells me
raininaudio: he made his comic
raininaudio: at an internship
raininaudio: using the microsoft word clipart
raininaudio: and got fired
raininaudio: Of course I was charmed.

My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable.

raininaudio: wait...
raininaudio: he has a sequel
raininaudio: on inner office politics
raininaudio: called
raininaudio: My New FILING Technique Is Unstoppable