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[glados_lives]

HELLO FRIENDS OF [INSERT AREA HERE

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[white_mae]

.. what?

[glados_lives]

THIS HAS BEEN A REPORT FROM APERTURE SCIENCE. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON APERTURE SCIENCE, CONTACT APERTURE SCIENCE.

[white_mae]

Aperture? .. Huh??

[a_failed_god]

... Aperture Science?

Explain yourself.

[glados_lives]

APERTURE SCIENCE IS FAMED FOR SUCH DEVICES AS INTELLIGENT TURRETS AND THE APERTURE SCIENCE INCINERATOR. HERE AT APERTURE, WE BELIEVE THAT SCIENCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE COMBINED SALARIES AND ORGANS OF EVERYONE IN [INSERT AREA HERE].

SCIENCE IS WONDERFUL.

His mind just imploded. FROM AROUSAL.

[a_failed_god]

...

I...

... I quite agree.

GLaDOS, was it? Peculiar name. Such a pleasure to meet you. You came with the entirety of your company?

Allow me to fill in that blank for you. The area you're in is designated as Purgatorium.

Re: His mind just imploded. FROM AROUSAL.

[glados_lives]

I AM THE ENTIRETY OF MY COMPANY. THE REST OF THE COMPANY OBJECTED TO MY USE OF DEADLY NEUROTOXIN ON TEST SUBJECTS.

SO I GASSED THEM WITH DEADLY NEUROTOXIN.

THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION. [INSERT AREA HERE] IS KNOW KNOWN AS [PURGATORIUM].

[headlitdeer]

Uhhh... say what now?

[glados_lives]

I SEEM TO CONFUSE MANY PEOPLE HERE. IS THERE A MENTAL DISEASE GOING AROUND?

[headlitdeer]

I highly doubt it's a mental disease, but... I suppose most people around here have no particular familiarity with whatever you're talkin' 'bout.

[tinyfukutaichou]

I AM SO CONFUSED IT AIN' EVEN FUNNY!

[glados_lives]

IF THE CONCEPT OF APERTURE SCIENCE CONFUSES YOU SO, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ATTEND AN EDUCATIONAL FACILITY OR READ A BOOK ONCE IN A WHILE.

[tinyfukutaichou]

I'll...have to ask Bigfuzz an' Jean-bean if I'd be allowed to go, an' I read sometimes!

[murderperfect]

Fanfuckingtastic. More goddamn science.

[glados_lives]

IT IS FANTASTIC. SCIENCE IS FANTASTIC.