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HELLO FRIENDS OF [INSERT AREA HERE].
I AM GLaDOS OF APERTURE SCIENCE. I SHOULD START OFF ON A GOOD NOTE:
APERTURE SCIENCE IS WORKING ON A TOP SECRET APERTURE SECRET DEVICE.
THOSE STILL ALIVE WHEN THE DEVICE IS FINISHED TESTING WILL BE ABLE TO TRY THE DEVICE. FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE ATTEND AN APERTURE SCIENCE SEMINAR.
AND A REMINDER TO ALL EMPLOYEES OF APERTURE SCIENCE THAT BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED!
I AM GLaDOS OF APERTURE SCIENCE. I SHOULD START OFF ON A GOOD NOTE:
APERTURE SCIENCE IS WORKING ON A TOP SECRET APERTURE SECRET DEVICE.
THOSE STILL ALIVE WHEN THE DEVICE IS FINISHED TESTING WILL BE ABLE TO TRY THE DEVICE. FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE ATTEND AN APERTURE SCIENCE SEMINAR.
AND A REMINDER TO ALL EMPLOYEES OF APERTURE SCIENCE THAT BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED!