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WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY AT APERTURE SCIENCE?
I AM LOOKING FOR TEST SUBJECTS TO TEST A TOP SECRET APERTURE SCIENCE DEVICE THAT I CANNOT GIVE YOU ANY MORE INFORMATION ON RIGHT NOW.
UPON CONCLUSION OF THE TEST, ALL SURVIVING SUBJECTS SHALL RECEIVE A CAKE. IT WILL BE A VERY DELICIOUS CAKE.
PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU FEEL QUALIFIED. IF YOU DO NOT FEEL QUALIFIED, TAKE SOME MEDICATION FOR YOUR LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND THEN CONTACT ME ONCE YOU HAVE TAKEN ENOUGH TO FEEL QUALIFIED.
I AM LOOKING FOR TEST SUBJECTS TO TEST A TOP SECRET APERTURE SCIENCE DEVICE THAT I CANNOT GIVE YOU ANY MORE INFORMATION ON RIGHT NOW.
UPON CONCLUSION OF THE TEST, ALL SURVIVING SUBJECTS SHALL RECEIVE A CAKE. IT WILL BE A VERY DELICIOUS CAKE.
PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU FEEL QUALIFIED. IF YOU DO NOT FEEL QUALIFIED, TAKE SOME MEDICATION FOR YOUR LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND THEN CONTACT ME ONCE YOU HAVE TAKEN ENOUGH TO FEEL QUALIFIED.