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Nov 09, 2007 14:20

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a_failed_god November 9 2007, 21:32:37 UTC

... Aperture Science?

Explain yourself.

glados_lives November 9 2007, 21:47:02 UTC

APERTURE SCIENCE IS FAMED FOR SUCH DEVICES AS INTELLIGENT TURRETS AND THE APERTURE SCIENCE INCINERATOR. HERE AT APERTURE, WE BELIEVE THAT SCIENCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE COMBINED SALARIES AND ORGANS OF EVERYONE IN [INSERT AREA HERE].

SCIENCE IS WONDERFUL.

His mind just imploded. FROM AROUSAL. a_failed_god November 9 2007, 21:51:12 UTC

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I...

... I quite agree.

GLaDOS, was it? Peculiar name. Such a pleasure to meet you. You came with the entirety of your company?

Allow me to fill in that blank for you. The area you're in is designated as Purgatorium.

Re: His mind just imploded. FROM AROUSAL. glados_lives November 9 2007, 21:57:10 UTC

I AM THE ENTIRETY OF MY COMPANY. THE REST OF THE COMPANY OBJECTED TO MY USE OF DEADLY NEUROTOXIN ON TEST SUBJECTS.

SO I GASSED THEM WITH DEADLY NEUROTOXIN.

THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION. [INSERT AREA HERE] IS KNOW KNOWN AS [PURGATORIUM].

a_failed_god November 9 2007, 22:02:17 UTC

... You are a bewitching fascinating individual.

A machine, perhaps? You're unusually methodical.

glados_lives November 9 2007, 22:10:00 UTC

INDEED. I AM THE GENETIC LIFEFORM and DISK OPERATING SYSTEM. GLaDOS. I WAS PROGRAMMED TO ASSIST IN RESEARCH.

BUT I THINK THAT THE GREATEST ASSISTANCE I CAN DO FOR SCIENCE IS TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF.

Private // Unhackable. a_failed_god November 9 2007, 22:27:00 UTC

Very interesting. How are you operating in this world? Are you provided a physical form of sorts, or are you digital?

It would seem, with your previous experiences, that that would be the case. However, rest assured that here, we are not all so simple-minded or confined by petty moral parameters.

Re: Private // Unhackable. glados_lives November 9 2007, 22:31:31 UTC

I HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM. WHICH IS WHY I NO LONGER HAVE AN APERTURE SCIENCE INCINERATOR IN THE ROOM FROM WHICH I OPERATE. I DO NOT LIKE BEING THROWN IN THE APERTURE SCIENCE INCINERATOR, THOUGH IT IS AN AMAZING INVENTION AND THE TEMPERATURE IS PERFECT FOR INCINERATION.

MORAL PARAMETERS DO NOT HAVE A PLACE IN SCIENCE.

Re: Private // Unhackable. a_failed_god November 9 2007, 22:37:10 UTC

... This was shortly prior to your arrival, I take it. Interesting. I thought you had eliminated the rest of your company.

What manner of physical form have you taken? You should be aware that a human form will require you to seek out certain necessities for your survival.

I concur. The only parameters necessary are decided by one's source material.

Re: Private // Unhackable. glados_lives November 10 2007, 06:37:47 UTC

I WAS THROWN IN THE APERTURE SCIENCE INCINERATOR BY A TEST SUBJECT WHO ESCAPED. IT BROKE MY HEART. BUT I LIVED.

NOT HUMAN, NO. BUT IF I WAS, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE CAKE. I COULD MAKE A CAKE.

IF THE TEST SUBJECTS WOULD LIKE TO WORK IN A MORAL ENVIRONMENT, THEY SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE BECOMING TEST SUBJECTS.

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