MOD POST: It doesn't count as an abuse of power if everyone else enjoys it, too

[antimonial]

Homeboys what is UP! This is the good mod fighting the good fight and stopping by with an announcement or two

Comments

[oopsipuked]

YES RIGHT OVER HERE I have some things I would like to address.

1. WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU ARE NOT THE GOOD MOD, WHAT IS THIS UTTER CRAP
2. IT IS CRAP
3. CRAP AND LIES AND ANOTHER LAYER OF CRAP ON TOP
4. but I am the good mod and so I will forgive you even though you are basically one step away from being a sentient poopy moat disease
5. My eyes went right over that entire waste of space in which you were talking about I don't know maybe your period or something to GET LAID
6. and I agree (again as the good mod) YES, MAY EVERYONE GET LAID THIS SUMMER
7. I need not your prizes nor your dignity
8. AND I HAVE MY OWN TIME OF DAY WHICH IS APPROX. TIME AMOUNT OF HOURS IN FRONT OF YOURS ANYWAY
9. nine
10. ten

[antimonial]

Hmm yes I see well all of your concerns are duly noted

and by 'duly noted' I mean 'I farted on them'

I do not listen to people with poopy moat diseases.

[oopsipuked]

OBJECTION
as you cannot contain your flatulence during what is obviously a very serious modly discussion I am forced to conclude that you are the one who in fact carries the virus known as "poopy moat disease" or in layman's terms, "the schloats"

[antimonial]

OVERRULED

You PROBABLY smell like ten million poopy moat diseases all rolled into one fantastic root beer shloat, if you please.

[oopsipuked]

Who gets the girl on Groundhog's Day

the ground hog?

[antimonial]

IT IS A MOVIE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

AND BRUCE WILLIS GETS THE GIRL

[oopsipuked]

Is it a girl ground hog

[antimonial]

I am not going to make a "beaver" joke no matter HOW good the setup is, you asshole.

[gruskek]

The Truth of Summer - no less true than the Truth of Strawberry Milk.

Sounds good. I might actually be able to write something then, thanks :)

And indeed summer can suck, especially when one still has exams.

[psunym]

YES TIMES A THOUSAND. I am/was so busy this month, but next month?? DEFINITELY. So yes please!

[denshi_no_ultra]

Omg yes, thank you so much! I definitely would not have managed to write anything by the end of this month. No guarantee I will manage it anyhow, but I will do my best XD