MOD POST: It doesn't count as an abuse of power if everyone else enjoys it, too

[antimonial]

Homeboys what is UP! This is the good mod fighting the good fight and stopping by with an announcement or two

Comments

[oopsipuked]

YES RIGHT OVER HERE I have some things I would like to address.

1. WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU ARE NOT THE GOOD MOD, WHAT IS THIS UTTER CRAP
2. IT IS CRAP
3. CRAP AND LIES AND ANOTHER LAYER OF CRAP ON TOP
4. but I am the good mod and so I will forgive you even though you are basically one step away from being a sentient poopy moat disease
5. My eyes went right over that entire waste of space in which you were talking about I don't know maybe your period or something to GET LAID
6. and I agree (again as the good mod) YES, MAY EVERYONE GET LAID THIS SUMMER
7. I need not your prizes nor your dignity
8. AND I HAVE MY OWN TIME OF DAY WHICH IS APPROX. TIME AMOUNT OF HOURS IN FRONT OF YOURS ANYWAY
9. nine
10. ten

[antimonial]

Hmm yes I see well all of your concerns are duly noted

and by 'duly noted' I mean 'I farted on them'

I do not listen to people with poopy moat diseases.

[oopsipuked]

OBJECTION
as you cannot contain your flatulence during what is obviously a very serious modly discussion I am forced to conclude that you are the one who in fact carries the virus known as "poopy moat disease" or in layman's terms, "the schloats"

[antimonial]

OVERRULED

You PROBABLY smell like ten million poopy moat diseases all rolled into one fantastic root beer shloat, if you please.

[oopsipuked]

**poot beer schloat

[antimonial]

I'm still not giving you any more doujinshi no matter how wise a crack you crack.

[oopsipuked]

I can rest self-assured in a job well done.