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Computer Virus Warning!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
- It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
- It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
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Shamelessly kidnapped from a Blogger Blog I follow...
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and/or Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it ( Read more... ) -
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work safe?...Not so much.
Your Name in Russian:
This is cool... click the link below to try it out.
Ignore all the Russian on the site, just type your name in the text box and click to see what your name looks like in Russian...very impressive!
www.callme.nm.ru/
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Got this in my email...had to share:
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought...Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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Okay so maybe this is a whole whack funnier after a few glasses of wine...
but it made me laugh...
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In very poor taste...but funny!
Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband
as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
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Ocean View
I have no idea how this works, I have never been that good at these optical illusion pictures! But the friend who sent me this said if you stare at it long enough, you should be able to see the ocean. I tried for a while; I still can't see any stupid ocean!
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Double-Entendres anyone?
Some of the finest double-entendres on British TV & Radio...
Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny ( Read more... )
