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I need a chuckle today...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter ( Read more... ) -
had to share...
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH ( Read more... ) -
Monday Merriment
Girls getaway weekend
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials etc.
Two days before they are leaving, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the hotel ( Read more... ) -
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time ( Read more... ) -
Gas is Good!
I had a groovy post about farting, but LJ is being a pain...
so go here and read all about the wonders of farting...
Flatulence's stink may be linked to lower blood pressure
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Mid-Week Merriment
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can' ( Read more... )
